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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 06-27-2003, 04:50 PM Thread Starter
Golf anyone?
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A man was sitting on his back porch which faces a very difficult par 3 golf hole with water in between the tee box and the green.

He sees three very old men walk onto the tee. When the first steps up to him the man can't believe his's Moses. Moses hits the ball and it is headed into the water so he raises his and whosh...the water splits and the ball rolls up onto the green.

The next guy steps up and the man, still in disbelieve about Moses' shot, realizes that it's Jesus. Jesus takes his shot and there it goes headed for the water. Instead of splashing in it just skips right along the top of the water and rolls just 2 feet from the hole.

The man rubs his eyes as the 3rd old man hits. Sure enough his ball is headed to the water, only just as it is about to hit a fish jumps up and grabs the ball out of the air. At that moment a hawk swoops down and grabs the fish and flys up in the sky and drops the fish down right next to the hole. Pop, out comes the ball and drops right in the hole.

Right before the man faints he hears Jesus say "That's why I hate playing golf with you Dad."
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