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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-27-2003, 04:27 AM Thread Starter
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Thought you guys would like this

The following ad (for real) in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have
received numerous calls:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in
the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-27-2003, 04:38 AM
 
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haha..i bet they felt dumb as shit
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-01-2003, 05:54 PM
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the add didn't lie though
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dammit, i picking up the fone till i read the last line

.(OBAMA) One Big Ass Mistake America
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-06-2003, 02:44 AM
 
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14,999 idiots i lost the number--lol...
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-07-2003, 09:12 AM
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i bet she is already taken, DAMN, the good ones are always taken.
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-08-2003, 07:37 PM
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i bet she is already taken, DAMN, the good ones are always taken.
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