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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 06-27-2003, 12:38 AM Thread Starter
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Confucius say...

It take many nails to build crib but only one screw to fill it.

Man with hands in pockets feel cocky all day.

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post #2 of 19 (permalink) Old 06-27-2003, 02:25 PM
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Carl Malone say:

if it's brown flush it down
if it's yellow it's mellow
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post #19 of 19 (permalink) Old 07-15-2003, 09:03 PM
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