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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-26-2003, 04:21 PM Thread Starter
Golf anyone?
 
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A man walks into a drug store and says to the person behind the counter: "I need condoms with insecticide."

Puzzled, the clerk looks at him and says: "Sir, I think you mean condoms with spermicide."

The determined man says: "No, I need insecticide cause my wife's got a bug up her ass and going after it."
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-26-2003, 05:19 PM
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-26-2003, 06:25 PM Thread Starter
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Shut up punk!!!!
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-06-2003, 12:01 PM
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I thought that was great
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-14-2003, 08:04 PM
wishin i had a fast car
 
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funny, and remember it is easier to ask for forgiveness than it to ask for permission.
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