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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-26-2003, 03:31 AM Thread Starter
 
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why we love children:

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat.She asked him if it was alive or dead?Dead he informed her.How do you know,she asked?Becaused,I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move!You did WHAT!!!the teacher exclaimed in surprise.You know,I lean over and went "Pssst!and it didn't move.
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-26-2003, 05:37 PM
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HE DIDNT MOVE CAUSE HE LIKED IT !!
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-06-2003, 09:56 PM
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aww, kids the cats sleeping in the road.
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-07-2003, 12:17 PM
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i ran over my grandmother's cat about 5 years ago, and i never told her. I feel so GUILTY. Had to tell somebody.
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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-10-2003, 01:16 AM
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awww that was a cute joke!!
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-10-2003, 01:58 PM
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the first time my dad let me drive his truck i hit a dog....too, bad i like dogs, should have been a cat
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the first time my dad let me drive his truck i hit a dog....too, bad i like dogs, should have been a cat
i meant to say ...to bad, i like dogs, should have been a cat
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-14-2003, 02:33 PM
 
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