probably old but.....
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They
walk by the condom display and the boy asks, "What are these,
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,
son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh," replied the boy. "Yes I've heard of that in health class
He picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for
Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who
are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "Two for Friday,
two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy.
"Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replies, "Those are for married men. One
for January, one for February, one for...