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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-20-2003, 03:56 PM Thread Starter
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Mother in law dies...

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.

The Mother-in-law dies.

They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.

The guy says, "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-20-2003, 08:24 PM
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LMAO!!! That's pretty damn funny!
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-21-2003, 02:04 AM
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that is fukn funny!!!!!!!
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-23-2003, 09:50 AM
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LOL!!! That is GREAT!!
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