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Old people joke

An old lady walks into the cafeteria at the nursing home, holding her left hand above her hand, clenched into a fist. She says "the first man who can guess what I am holding in my left hand, can have their way with me"

After a long silence one man yells "an elephant"

The old lady says "close enough, let's go"

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