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Thumbs up another blonde joke

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"

The agent replies, "Just a minute..."

"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.


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Girl comes home from school and asks her mum, "mummy the teacher asked today if anybody could count up to 4, and noone else could, but i did. is it because i'm blond?" her mum says, "yes it is dear, arent you clever".
the next day, she comes home and says to her mum, "mummy, the teacher asked the class could anyone say the 1st four letters of the alphabet, and noone else could except me. is it because i'm blond?" her mum responds, "yes it is, arent you the cleverest darling".
the next day the girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "mummy the teacher asked the class today, could anyone showoff their breasts, and noone could do it but me. is it because i'm a blond mummy?" her mother replies, "no dear, its because your 22."
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