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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-11-2003, 07:43 PM Thread Starter
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Joke I heard at work the other day

An old woman walks into Basken Robins 31 Flavors and says "Can I have a gallon of chocolate ice cream please?" The young man working the counter says "I'm sorry ma'am we are out of chocolate." The old woman replies "Well can I have a half gallon of chocolate ice cream then?" The young man replies again "I'm sorry ma'am we are out of chocolate ice cream." Again the old woman asks "Well can I have a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The young man, who is fed up by now, replies "Ma'am, can you spell the "Staw" in Strawberry?" "Yes," she replies. "Can you spell the "Van" in Vanilla?" "Yes, she replies." "Can you spell the "Fuck" in Chocolate?" "No, there is no fuck in chocolate," she replies. "Thats what I've been trying to tell you!" the young man shouts back.

Get it? "No fuck-in chocolate"

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That was great.
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-14-2003, 12:02 AM
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thats pretty funny
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-14-2003, 05:03 PM
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