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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-10-2003, 09:21 AM Thread Starter
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10 Things Never To Say To A Cop

I just got this in an email and thought it was great.


1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-10-2003, 02:31 PM
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My favorite:

"I was gonna be a cop, but I decided to finish High School instead."
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-13-2003, 10:29 PM
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they wouldn't let me become a cop cause my parents were married

"Conform to his image" Romans 8:29
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-15-2003, 12:52 PM
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#6 would really get em going
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Oldie repost but funny--------->
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-19-2003, 10:55 AM
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#3 will get you arrested I think.
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-21-2003, 02:57 AM
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but mr. keg i only had one ocifer
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