Blue5spd's a titty baby
Join Date: May 2003
Location: hair club for men
If men wrote advice columns
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that_there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing-_your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you_closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates_involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him_be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just_perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think_about it.
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight, cures headaches and stomach_aches and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know_this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally_selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank_him by performing it twice and day; then cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged._The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men._A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can_foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can_rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day_or two (it's a great time to clean the house too!) Just look at how_emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The_best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best friend_to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess_with it, do it on your own time or ask your best friend to help. You_may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to_your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform_oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek_sensitivity training. Foreplay, to a man, is very stressful and time_consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand, with no_pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love_your man as much as you should. He should never have to work to get_you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to_him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep_without giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to_cook him a nice meal.