Truisms on Public Restroom Walls
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
Women's rest room, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?", it's . . ."Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
To do is to be. - Descartes
To be is to do. - Voltaire
Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra
Men's rest room, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ
At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ
Make love, not war. -Hell, do both --- GET MARRIED!
Women's rest room, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MO
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books, New York, New York
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it.
Women's rest room, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
Express Lane: Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's rest room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's rest room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA