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Hillary at school...

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school to talk about the world.

After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.

"Billy"
"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions. First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan; second - why would you run for resident after your husband shamed the office; and third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Senator Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and
asks him what his name is.

"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have five questions. First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan; second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office; third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House; fourth - why did the bell ring 20 minutes early;and fifth - what happened to Billy?"
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-30-2003, 06:11 PM
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I like it!

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Very funny!

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haha...that's a good one
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LOL! That's a good one.
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