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Home Remedies and Rules for life

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't
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> panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your
> throat and presto! The
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> blockage will be almost instantly removed.. Clumsy?
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> 2.Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables
> by getting someone else
> to hold them while you chop away.
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> 3. Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting
> the toilet seat by
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> simply peeing in the sink.
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> 4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
> yourself and bleed
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> for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your
> veins.
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> 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarmclock,
> will prevent
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> youf rom rolling over and going back to sleep when
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> you hit the snooze button.
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> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose
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> of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
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> 7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a
> hammer, then you
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> will forget about the toothache.
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> Sometimes we Just Need to Remember What The
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> Rules of Life Really Are...
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> You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
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> If it doesn't move and itshould, use WD-40. If it
> moves and shouldn't, use
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> the duct tape.
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> The five most essential words for a healthy, vital
> relationship
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> are "I apologize" and "You are right."
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> Everyone seems normal until you get to know
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> them.
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> Never pass up an opportunity to potty.
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> If You Woke up Breathing, Congratulations! You have
> another
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> chance!
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> And Finally... Be Really Good To Your Family
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> and Friends. You never know when you are going to
> need them to empty your
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> bedpan!
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Thsts pretty good
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Re: Home Remedies and Rules for life

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Originally posted by redchevyguy

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> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose
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> of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

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i like that one the best
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