Brenda and her children were flying Southwest Airlines from
Oregon to Arkansas. The youngest, who had been looking out the window,
turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big
have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
Brenda, who couldn't think of an answer, said to ask the
stewardess. The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask
me?" The youngest admitted that this was the case.
"Well, then," she replied, "tell your mother that there are no baby
planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can
explain THAT to you."