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***Women Still Rule***

#1
Man: Where have you been all my life ?
Woman: Hiding from you.
#2
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
#3
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
#4
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
#5
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
#6
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
#7
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
#8
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
#9
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
#10
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


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post #2 of 35 (permalink) Old 09-18-2001, 10:49 PM
 
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Hey Baby Girl just remember the 3 C's that all women should follow. Cook, clean, and cooperate.
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Hey Baby Girl just remember the 3 C's that all women should follow. Cook, clean, and cooperate.
And this coming from someone who doesn't get any pussy! Yah the guys should listen to you!


bwahahaha!
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Are you man-hating, again? I'm gonna tell Doc! Now you've made it impossible for me to approach women by giving away all my lines. You owe me some new ones, like: "You must have cleaned your pants with Windex, because I can sure see myself in them" and "Come on, let me have sex with you; I promise it won't take long."
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Hey Nic are you ever gonna come get your underwear from out of my car? It's taking up entirely to much room. I tried using it as a car cover but well It's just a little too big.
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Re: ***Women Still Rule***

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[B#7
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.


[/B]
I have never read that one before, but very funny.
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And this coming from someone who doesn't get any pussy!
Don't try and make anyone jealous, we all know you have to wait outside bars and use beer bottles to knock the ladies out before you get any.

Not too happy at being called a Leghumper... you best watch out.
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Hey Nic are you ever gonna come get your underwear from out of my car? It's taking up entirely to much room. I tried using it as a car cover but well It's just a little too big.
Damnit, you said you were using those panties as an air freshener. You said you liked the scent. Cause it's something you've never smelled before.

<==please refer to earlier post
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Damnit, you said you were using those panties as an air freshener. You said you liked the scent. Cause it's something you've never smelled before.

<==please refer to earlier post

must....supress....gag.....reflex.......
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This is true. You're hot!
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This is true. I have never, EVER, smelt anything like those before. Kinda like a wet poodle in heat.

Man, what you're doing smelling wet poodles in heat is between you an the poodle...
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This is true. You're hot!
Dayum! Thanks for being a stand up guy and admitting the truth!
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I think someone is abusing their moderator powers. Not to mention any names but she has huge feet and has undeniable lesbian tendencies.
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she...has undeniable lesbian tendencies.

So THAT'S why she likes tex! Never could figure that out!


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I think someone is abusing their moderator powers. Not to mention any names but she has huge feet and has undeniable lesbian tendencies.
Hey now, GTChick01 isn't a moderator?!


<=== Wonders who the hell this psycho is talking about??

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Does Tex have abnormal amount of armpit hair? I know Nic loves to run her fingers through that hot and sweaty stuff.
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Hey Baby Girl just remember the 3 C's that all women should follow. Cook, clean, and cooperate.
I never did learn the alphabet very well


A B D E F G.............
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Does Tex have abnormal amount of armpit hair? I know Nic loves to run her fingers through that hot and sweaty stuff.

No, but Nicolle does

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You BASTARD! hahaha! You and DavidZ28 can go straight to hell!
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When did you get a hair cut?
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So THAT'S why she likes tex! Never could figure that out!


Yep, we both enjoy a fine woman. What I can't figure out is why you always walk away when we start talking about the ladies?
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Yep, we both enjoy a fine woman. What I can't figure out is why you always walk away when we start talking about the ladies?

Mostly because i am not down with the butch dykes like you and Nicolle, my friend!
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Mostly because i am not down with the butch dykes like you and Nicolle, my friend!

GAWD DAMNIT I AM NOT A LESBIAN!!!
My girlfriend is!

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GAWD DAMNIT I AM NOT A LESBIAN!!!
My girlfriend is!

LOL and I think we ought to just grow out our underarm hair just to rub these guys faces in it - Since they like it so much and all.
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GAWD DAMNIT I AM NOT A LESBIAN!!!
My girlfriend is!


Dammit, i am NOT a girl
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Dammit, i am NOT a girl
Hey, That's Leda's line
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Dammit, i am NOT a girl

Neither was your date Saturday nite!!

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Neither was your date Saturday nite!

Damn! I can't believe you talk about yourself like that!

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oh dayum!
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Damn! I LOVE YOU!!
Thanks honey. But I'm taken....Ya know Karen would get really pissed if she saw that! She gets pretty rough when she's angry! Hmmmm....But me likes!
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thats a ugly pic!!!!! YUK,LOL
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No, but Nicolle does

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Thats what I'm Talken about !!
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