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How to get smaller and weaker

http://www.houseofpain3.com/workoutinfo.html?wid=13

Get Smaller & Weaker

Read Muscle & Fitness for power tips. Get on a blog and argue about the best training methods. Eat protein shake and then read more magazines.

Go to the gym, and do 3 sets of bench-press. Make a lot of noise and tell everyone how strong you are. Explain that you could squat (500-650-800-insert your own delusiuon here) when you were younger.

Go home to eat, drink, and nap.

Get back online, and get on a blog to flame lifters who are much stronger than you. Tell everyone that you would be the strongest person in the world if you had the same drugs and equipment as the top lifters.

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Not what i was hoping for in the panties section. . . . . . .

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Not what i was hoping for in the panties section. . . . . . .
Holy shit, LOL, was that really on there?

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haha, score!

Yea, i started following the links on the left, saw clothing. Clicked on womens, hit panties. . expected to see some tone women in tight panties. . saw a thumbnail of a woman with big boobs. Clicked. Instantly felt like i was getting rape-stared by tito ortiz. . . .. so i shared the pic.


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better brink a nuclear reactor if you want enough volts to put that beast down.

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Damn, really?

What the fuck is up with her snatch? It's filling up her panties like a small cock.
When chicks take anabolics, their clit swells up real bad, that's the worst I have ever seen though.

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When chicks take anabolics, their clit swells up real bad, that's the worst I have ever seen though.
thats a man baby!

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When chicks take anabolics, their clit swells up real bad, that's the worst I have ever seen though.
Any idea if they get over-sensitive?

I may have been targeting the wrong women all this time. . . .


How cool would it be to simply whistle near a womans clit, and she shoots steroid juice all over your face?

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Any idea if they get over-sensitive?

I may have been targeting the wrong women all this time. . . .


How cool would it be to simply whistle near a womans clit, and she shoots steroid juice all over your face?
There's a chick who worked out at my old gym who was hot as hell in high school, now, she is very manly. She used to complain about it all the time, I guess it is very sensitive.

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Damn, really?

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When chicks take anabolics, their clit swells up real bad, that's the worst I have ever seen though.
I am willing to bet it's a dude.

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There's a chick who worked out at my old gym who was hot as hell in high school, now, she is very manly. She used to complain about it all the time, I guess it is very sensitive.
FUcking shit. I'm dropping some morals (technically, that puts me in the negatives now), and hunting for body builder chicks!

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I am willing to bet it's a dude.
It's not, she's pretty popular.

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FUcking shit. I'm dropping some morals (technically, that puts me in the negatives now), and hunting for body builder chicks!
You can actually do pretty good with them. They are usually very low-esteemed and just looking for acceptance. However, if you hurt them, remember, they can hurt you back, bad.

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Totally fucking filthy. I would say she's seen a good deal of GH/Anavar/deca/stanazolol in her day.

I love a hard physique and know several chicks who do pro fitness... who was the girl you knew locally you said was a body builder?

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Totally fucking filthy. I would say she's seen a good deal of GH/Anavar/deca/stanazolol in her day.

I love a hard physique and know several chicks who do pro fitness... who was the girl you knew locally you said was a body builder?
She is married now, so I don't know her last name, but it was Sherri McKee.

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The other two chicks on the ad look pretty tasty.
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That chick is so far beyond nasty, it's not even funny.

It would be hard not to vomit upon seeing her in person.
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