Read Muscle & Fitness for power tips. Get on a blog and argue about the best training methods. Eat protein shake and then read more magazines.
Go to the gym, and do 3 sets of bench-press. Make a lot of noise and tell everyone how strong you are. Explain that you could squat (500-650-800-insert your own delusiuon here) when you were younger.
Go home to eat, drink, and nap.
Get back online, and get on a blog to flame lifters who are much stronger than you. Tell everyone that you would be the strongest person in the world if you had the same drugs and equipment as the top lifters.
Yea, i started following the links on the left, saw clothing. Clicked on womens, hit panties. . expected to see some tone women in tight panties. . saw a thumbnail of a woman with big boobs. Clicked. Instantly felt like i was getting rape-stared by tito ortiz. . . .. so i shared the pic.