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So i got tired of..

having a weak grip.. so i orderd this sucker.

http://www6.mailordercentral.com/iro...sp?number=1251


i got the number 1 to start off with.. my goal is eventually to progress to the highest one i can... only 5 people in the WORLD have closed their strongest one in a " certified environment"...

im starting with a girly 140lbs one...

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post #2 of 36 (permalink) Old 08-07-2008, 02:22 PM
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You gonna go around shakin people's hands all day or what???
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Great way to squeeze your dick off on your lonely time.

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Great way to squeeze your dick off on your lonely time.

That's safely tucked away in his wife's purse.

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That's safely tucked away in his wife's purse.


It's in a glass case on the mantle so he can visit it from time to time.

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You gonna go around shakin people's hands all day or what???
Straps are your friend.
i use straps.. but only once my grip fails.. i like to have good hand strength.


and my dick is RIGHT where it is meant to be.. its my balls that are in my wifes purse..

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post #9 of 36 (permalink) Old 08-07-2008, 02:51 PM
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A proper handshake shouldnt consist of "im going to squeeze the living shit out of your hand and break every bone in your hand."

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post #10 of 36 (permalink) Old 08-07-2008, 03:41 PM
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A proper handshake shouldnt consist of "im going to squeeze the living shit out of your hand and break every bone in your hand."

I have scars on my hand from big jews handshake.
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post #11 of 36 (permalink) Old 08-07-2008, 04:23 PM
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my jew can beat up your jew....
if the money is right - hey, he's a jew!

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I have scars on my hand from big jews handshake.

I don't know what the problem is, but he doesn't shake my hand like that, well not after his lil thumb incident.

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I have scars on my hand from big jews handshake.
My hand literally started bleeding after shaking his hand one time.

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[QUOTE=White_lightning]having a weak grip.. so i orderd this sucker.

http://www6.mailordercentral.com/iro...sp?number=1251
... only 5 people in the WORLD have closed their strongest one in a " certified environment"...

QUOTE]


Chuck Norris being all five of them.....

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My hand literally started bleeding after shaking his hand one time.
I was in the hospital for two weeks after we met.
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you should see what he did to the pen he signed his contracts with on his F150.

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post #17 of 36 (permalink) Old 08-07-2008, 08:45 PM
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Damn, the 1 is 140lb, we have this thing at work that measures grip strength i was 140 two years ago and im 170 now. That's sounds weak if a number 1 is 140. haha

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post #18 of 36 (permalink) Old 08-07-2008, 08:54 PM Thread Starter
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hmm it portable? i would love to test my grip strength..

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hmm it portable? i would love to test my grip strength..

Yeah, it has a gauge on it. I dont know how much they cost. It's part of our yearly strength test at work.

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post #20 of 36 (permalink) Old 08-09-2008, 11:27 AM
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I have the Heavy Grips 200 and 250lbs ers.

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post #21 of 36 (permalink) Old 08-09-2008, 01:41 PM Thread Starter
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I have the Heavy Grips 200 and 250lbs ers.
how do you like it? you think the 140 will be to easy?

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post #22 of 36 (permalink) Old 08-09-2008, 03:13 PM
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I can close 140, and I'm a smaller guy (170). I'm betting you could start in the 180 area.
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I can close 140, and I'm a smaller guy (170). I'm betting you could start in the 180 area.

Size doesnt mean much for grip strength. You can give a 250lb gripper to a old 160lb man with 20years experance in plumbing thats never worked out and he'll crush that shit.

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post #24 of 36 (permalink) Old 08-09-2008, 05:34 PM Thread Starter
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Size doesnt mean much for grip strength. You can give a 250lb gripper to a old 160lb man with 20years experance in plumbing thats never worked out and he'll crush that shit.
I guess we get to see if all the complaints about my grip are true

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I guess we get to see if all the complaints about my grip are true
They're true.

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Size doesnt mean much for grip strength. You can give a 250lb gripper to a old 160lb man with 20years experance in plumbing thats never worked out and he'll crush that shit.
Exactly.

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btw Dave. I keep the 200lber in my backpack, if you want to try it sometime, just holla.

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Adam when are you lifting next? I will try it then.

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Adam when are you lifting next? I will try it then.
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Adam when are you lifting next? I will try it then.
Do you really want to wait until 2010?
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Do you really want to wait until 2010?
If you lifted as much as you talked you might be able to move some weight!

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Rendy up at Metroflex had a set of those at the gym the other day. He is one of the 5 that have closed the hardest one in a "certified enviroment".

The #1 was pretty easy, I could just barely close the #2 one time.
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Rendy up at Metroflex had a set of those at the gym the other day. He is one of the 5 that have closed the hardest one in a "certified enviroment".

The #1 was pretty easy, I could just barely close the #2 one time.
well i will guage using the number 1 and then order another one since im not looking for something that i can close once.. but sit and rep while at work.

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i use straps.. but only once my grip fails.. i like to have good hand strength.


and my dick is RIGHT where it is meant to be.. its my balls that are in my wifes purse..
just use chalk
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If you lifted as much as you talked you might be able to move some weight!
Yeah, but that's not nearly as fun.
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It's in a glass case on the mantle so he can visit it from time to time.
How cute, so couples do spend time together...
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