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$14,000 Workout

Has anyone here every used this thing? Or know someone who has. Who would spend 14k on this shit.
http://www.fastexercise.com/
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post #2 of 22 (permalink) Old 02-11-2008, 11:29 AM
 
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Everytime I fly I will always flip through the magazine in the rack, and that thing is always advertised in it. It looks like an accident waiting to happen and for 14K it better suck me off while I work out and mow the fucking lawn, lol.
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That looks like the world's most expensive coat rack.

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I don't get it, is it a single use, disposable unit?
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I don't care how bad ass a machine is, you aren't going to be able to make a significant change to your physiquie only working out 4 minutes at a time. I love how their testimonials are all verbal, without a single before/after pic.

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Raven hit the nail on the head.

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post #7 of 22 (permalink) Old 02-11-2008, 12:17 PM
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Wow. 14k?? Hell no. That's outrageous. And from the looks of that thing- dangerous.

count me out- I'll go run instead.

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I have two.. one for weekdays at the office, and one at home for weekend workouts.

I only have time for 4 solid minutes of workout during my busy jet setting schedule.

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Everytime I fly I will always flip through the magazine in the rack, and that thing is always advertised in it. It looks like an accident waiting to happen and for 14K it better suck me off while I work out and mow the fucking lawn, lol.

Shit count me in if you get a free suck after every workout. Lets go half on it.
I get it first though.
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This was the first thing that came to mind when i saw that..


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I have two.. one for weekdays at the office, and one at home for weekend workouts.

I only have time for 4 solid minutes of workout during my busy jet setting schedule.

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Don't knock what you can't afford...

maybe i can trade the GT in on one!!

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Somebody try it out. Its free for the first 30 days.
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Shit count me in if you get a free suck after every workout. Lets go half on it.
I get it first though.
Hell yeah I am down, I am tired of mowing the lawn and the lack of good quality blow jobs, lol.
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Best four minutes I've ever wasted...
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post #16 of 22 (permalink) Old 02-11-2008, 06:48 PM
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It's just a glorified stairstepper and rowing machine.

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I'll give someone 100x's a better workout program and even train them myself for only $6,000.
Takes longer than 4 mins though.

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That guy on the video is fat!
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Looks like a good piece of machinery to lose a hand with. That flywheel thing scared the piss out of me.
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They didn't advertise "INSERT PENIS HERE".
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post #21 of 22 (permalink) Old 02-13-2008, 11:08 PM
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