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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-10-2007, 05:29 PM Thread Starter
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Today at the gym....

Today at the Gym I was on the bench press. A guy walked up,and started working on the bench press right beside me. I do a set,and rest.... Then I start hearing weird,loud ass noises coming from that guy's direction. So I turn,look,and see that he's just doing his sets. Well,he finished his set. Then did another set,and started making the LOUD noises again. I've heard guys do all sorts of grunts,and noises as they're doing their reps,but this was ridiculous. "Ooooooo Oooooo",he was shrieking as he did his reps. Over and over again..."Ooooooo......Oooooo......Oooooo...". The whole time he's making these noises I'm thinking,"He sounds like he's making love to the bar!". I mean,I felt like asking him,"If he and the bar wanted to get a room!". I felt that any moment while doing his reps he would yell out,"I'M COMING!!!!".
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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-10-2007, 05:59 PM
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post #4 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-10-2007, 06:27 PM
 
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I sound like a snake when I'm lifting... I kind of hiss when I exhale.... but I have pretty good lung capacity so if I don't regulate how quickly/much I exhale I can let it all out in pretty much less than a second.
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post #5 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-10-2007, 08:20 PM
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I just walk by and rip a nasty ass protein fart in their direction.
Then kinda peak around and watch their reaction!
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I just walk by and rip a nasty ass protein fart in their direction.
Then kinda peak around and watch their reaction!
lol cropduster!

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I just walk by and rip a nasty ass protein fart in their direction.
Then kinda peak around and watch their reaction!
LoL. I've farted while on the treadmill,and then "casually" looked around to see if someone noticed.
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When I bench, I make a noise that sounds kind of like a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.

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When I bench, I make a noise that sounds kind of like a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.
LOL!


All I do is exhale, no weird random noises...
Ive never understood it, maybe it gives some people magic powers

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actually, there are breathing techniques that stimulate the release of adrenaline...

"oooooooo ooooo oooo" probably isn't one of them
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post #11 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-15-2007, 02:49 AM
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LoL. I've farted while on the treadmill,and then "casually" looked around to see if someone noticed.
hahahahahahhaha
sadly ive done that too...
hhahahahhah
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sadly ive done that too...
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post #14 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-18-2007, 05:10 PM Thread Starter
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hahahahahahhaha
sadly ive done that too...
hhahahahhah
Well,I've been on the treadmill while someone else has passed gas. I've also been on the treadmill while having to run beside someone that REAKED of cigarette smoke.
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actually, there are breathing techniques that stimulate the release of adrenaline...

"oooooooo ooooo oooo" probably isn't one of them

like breathing in some amonia.

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post #16 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-19-2007, 09:53 AM
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its wicked annoying when people make noises like that. I was upstairs at my gym doing cardio and there were these two tools doing rows on the other side of the gym. I could hear them moan on every rep. no need for that and very distracting to the rest of the entire freaking gym.
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