2007 office weight loss contest
Everyone in our office is weighing in on January 2nd for a 3 month long contest to see who can drop the most weight. Total pecentage of body weight lost is the determining factor. Being the hustler that I am, I have various plans to sway the competition in my favor. I plan on drinking a few gallons of water on the 1st and the morning of the 2nd so I'm nice and water logged. I also haven't ran in weeks. I been eating all sorts of Christmas food. Cookies, pie, candy, donuts, etc, etc, etc. This weekend I'm going to do some creatine and some heavy lifting to get some water in the muscles as well. Right now I am so fat I am fucking miserable, I got on 36" waist jeans and they aren't feeling all that loose. I'm hoping I can weigh in at 240 lbs. or so, nice and blubbery. I even brought in a friend who has won two of these contests in the past at his office. He's my training consultant.
This should be fun. First prize is going to be ~$500 or so.