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To lift, or not to lift, the Bitch VS the beast.

There I was sitting at my desk at work.. She snuck up behind me, and slowly caressed my head. Her touch was like silk against my shaven head.



"Hello Dave" she said in a seductive voice.. " Why don't you spend the evening with me".



I was in a daze, her beauty was blinding. I couldnít even remember what I was thinking of. All I could think of was being with her. I started to relax and forget about the gym. What was I doing tonight? I donít remember.. all I remember is being here, with her, in her arms. It felt so warm and safe. I closed my eyes and laid my head against her.



Then I felt it. First in my right arm, and then in my left. They started to quiver as if possessed. I opened my eyes to see my hands changing into what looked like Claws.



'Fight it David.. FIGHT IT!!" she begged, tears rolling down her face..

" Iím trying!! Im trying" I screamed at her.



Razor sharp Claws tore out of my fingers, as I felt my body change into an abomination. Fangs where my teeth where. Scales where my flesh was.



"fight it.. FORGET fighting it.. I EMBRACE IT" I turned on her and let out a ROAR. She tried to run, but she was no match for what I had become. The beast within had taken over. With in seconds I had caught her and attacked. She cried in pain as my claws tore her into shreds.

As the pieces hit the floor they liquified and seemed to be absorbed into my feet.



There I stood, drenched in blood. Once again the Bitch inside me had almost won, and stopped me from going and working out, but the animal inside had triumphed and it was time to move some steel.!!

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post #2 of 21 (permalink) Old 09-12-2006, 05:16 PM
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fuckin sweet.. Nicely done yeah some spelling errors butt fuq it I know what it said...

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Ha, I picked the other. Now Im married havent lifted in 2.5 years, and have lost 15-20lbs of muscle and size. Just now trying to get back into it...
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LOL! im not talking about an SO im talking about finding the animal INSIDE and over powering the bitch i became

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I had to read it twice before I got that its was not your wife.
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post #6 of 21 (permalink) Old 09-12-2006, 06:54 PM Thread Starter
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I had to read it twice before I got that its was not your wife.
shit. my wife would be like " get your fat ass in the gym you over grown gorilla!!!"
lol
just kidding

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LOL! im not talking about an SO im talking about finding the animal INSIDE and over powering the fat bitch i became
That has a nice ring to it.
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post #8 of 21 (permalink) Old 09-12-2006, 11:57 PM
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you need to lay off the roids and fuck some pussy, ya fucking goober jew.
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I always knew that jews were monsters.
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post #10 of 21 (permalink) Old 09-13-2006, 07:37 AM Thread Starter
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JEster.. if i was on the juice i would be alot leaner and alot bigger

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JEster.. if i was on the juice i would be alot leaner and alot bigger
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Don't hate me because im jewish.. hate me because im superior in every way

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Don't hate me because im jewish.. hate me because im superior in every way
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Sounds cool but i have know idea what you are talking about, oh well
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you need to lay off the roids and fuck some pussy, ya fucking goober jew.

He's on something better than 'roids, he's got the Jew-ce.

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He's on something better than 'roids, he's got the Jew-ce.
LMGDAO!!!!!!! Awesome!
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LMGDAO!!!!!!! Awesome!
keep it up egon,

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keep it up egon,
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Don't wanna affend u but do u get the eye of the Jew like in Beerfest when u get pissed???? lol I wanted to find a pic but no luck soo far

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havent seen beer fest.. so i have no idea what eye of the jew is...

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Jew ain't got no beast inside...

More like you found the gravy inside

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