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Thumbs down Met a girl off here Tuesday night.

She came to to the Sonic GTG in S. Arlington. Was kind ugly, with a very thin mustache that it looked like she had been trying to grow for about 6 years. Said her nickname on here was Absex or Balllicker or something, didnt really talk to her much since she didnt have much of a personality. Anyone know this chick? Had a haircut that made her look like a gigantic walking penis.
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She came to to the Sonic GTG in S. Arlington. Was kind ugly, with a very thin mustache that it looked like she had been trying to grow for about 6 years. Said her nickname on here was Absex or Balllicker or something, didnt really talk to her much since she didnt have much of a personality. Anyone know this chick? Had a haircut that made her look like a gigantic walking penis.
I guess you shouldn't have fucked her then...
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Now if only 60% of the guys on this board would realize that, we'd lose a lot of BS.
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Your boobs were bigger then barbies mr receding hairline.
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Your boobs were bigger then barbies mr receding hairline.



Like thats saying alot.
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Like thats saying alot.
I was hoping we were going to see some girl on girl action with lindsey and stephanie. That would've been gross, yet great at the same time.
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I was hoping we were going to see some girl on girl action with lindsey and stephanie. That would've been gross, yet great at the same time.





There went my dinner.
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Why, so I could've puked twice?
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Damn you got drunk and fucked Cruz!?!?!?!?
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Like thats saying alot.
Yikes...that pretty hardcore...I hope she doesnt read this thread. Girls cant stand it when you make fun of them for being "less gifted"
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Yikes...that pretty hardcore...I hope she doesnt read this thread. Girls cant stand it when you make fun of them for being "less gifted"
who cares? its just Barbie!

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Re: Met a girl off here Tuesday night.

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She came to to the Sonic GTG in S. Arlington. Was kind ugly, with a very thin mustache that it looked like she had been trying to grow for about 6 years. Said her nickname on here was Absex or Balllicker or something, didnt really talk to her much since she didnt have much of a personality. Anyone know this chick? Had a haircut that made her look like a gigantic walking penis.
I guess Cruz still hasnt cut his hair...
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Damn you got drunk and fucked Cruz!?!?!?!?

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She came to to the Sonic GTG in S. Arlington. Was kind ugly, with a very thin mustache that it looked like she had been trying to grow for about 6 years. Said her nickname on here was Absex or Balllicker or something, didnt really talk to her much since she didnt have much of a personality. Anyone know this chick? Had a haircut that made her look like a gigantic walking penis.
That is about the rudest thing I've read here. Did she do anything to you to warrent you being this rude?
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That is about the rudest thing I've read here. Did she do anything to you to warrent you being this rude?
*slaps forehead* He's talking about Cruz.

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That is about the rudest thing I've read here. Did she do anything to you to warrent you being this rude?



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That is about the rudest thing I've read here. Did she do anything to you to warrent you being this rude?
well, she is a big post whore, and is selling her mustang, so yeah, she deserves it.

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Yikes...that pretty hardcore...I hope she doesnt read this thread. Girls cant stand it when you make fun of them for being "less gifted"
they are just jealous cause they can't have me

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they are just jealous cause they can't have me
What about the guys that don't want you?
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LMFAO, holy fuck man... there's been some good shit talking lately!

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they are just jealous cause they can't have me





I've already got about 8 STDs. Dont think I'd like to add to the collection, thanks.
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I've already got about 8 STDs. Dont think I'd like to add to the collection, thanks.
I have absolutely no STD's thank you

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I have absolutely no STD's thank you


Yeah yeah, thats what the last 8 chicks told me.
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Yeah yeah, thats what the last 8 chicks told me.
well, I don't know about all those other chicks, but I get a yearly exam, and I'm officially clean

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well, I don't know about all those other chicks, but I get a yearly exam, and I'm officially clean


So, your yearly exam was like 10 minutes ago?
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I think this is one fish taco a margarita wont help washing down.
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I think this is one fish taco a margarita wont help washing down.
Actually, if you just use a nose pin so you cant smell anything, its not that bad, well minus that leather like dryness and the taste of rotten blue cheese mixed with spam flavor. Actually its bad no matter what you do and anyone thats hitting it, I feel sorry for them
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Actually, if you just use a nose pin so you cant smell anything, its not that bad, well minus that leather like dryness and the taste of rotten blue cheese mixed with spam flavor. Actually its bad no matter what you do and anyone thats hitting it, I feel sorry for them
Damn, now you made me hungry again.
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