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Talisman needs tires.

A couple of ricers took a liking to the yellow "Scortcher T/A" tires, on Talisman's new ride. I think it was the techno music blaring out of Talisman's car, at the last Arlington GTG, that initially got their attention. Talisman, you really need to quit buying tires from Whiteboy.
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post #2 of 38 (permalink) Old 05-15-2003, 12:07 PM
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That's all the smack you can muster about BFG Scorchers?

Work on it bud.
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I was wondering who would put those on a stang. Saw you on green oaks the other day and was like wtf?
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That's all the smack you can muster about BFG Scorchers?

Work on it bud.

I was going to let Talisman take the first shot, in his retort. You got any smack to talk?
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What a fucking retard! Oh that's right, you like to go to the Saucer too.
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I was going to let Talisman take the first shot, in his retort. You got any smack to talk?
Sure.

You're a stupid ass for getting played over the internet by Jesyka. Looks like you let your real emotions get caught up in internet flirting. Only a moron would let that happen - but hey, maybe that's a perfect description for you.

But that has nothing to do with BFG tires, and I guess technically it's not smack... since it's true.





How's that?
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Sure.

You're a stupid ass for getting played over the internet by Jesyka. Looks like you let your real emotions get caught up in internet flirting. Only a moron would let that happen - but hey, maybe that's a perfect description for you.

But that has nothing to do with BFG tires, and I guess technically it's not smack... since it's true.





How's that?

LOL! I think you have me confused with 32VFromHell; I've never met/talked to Jesyka or any of her personalities (to my knowledge). The day I have to pick up chicks on the internet is the day I deserve to get smack talked to me by losers, like yourself. Yeah, this doesn't have anything to do with tires, but so what? BTW, good luck with your cyber-pimping; it's obvious you feel threatened by the prospect of a guy, like me, cutting in on your internet action.
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What a fucking retard! Oh that's right, you like to go to the Saucer too.
I don't go to the Saucer, you backwards redneck-by-way-of-asia!
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I don't go to the Saucer, you backwards redneck-by-way-of-asia!
Not you cumstain, talisman.
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Not you cumstain, talisman.

In that case, I apologize to both you and the good citizens of Hazard County.
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Its not like I bought the tires and put them on the car you fucks! I'll get some new ones soon........ [actually they are growing on me. LOL]
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Talisman is going to get him a set of these...

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I was wondering who would put those on a stang. Saw you on green oaks the other day and was like wtf?


Were you turning off Ascension? I saw a black Mach 1 for the first time a few days ago turning off that street, and then like 15 minutes later further down Green Oaks. Nice looking car man.
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Were you turning off Ascension? I saw a black Mach 1 for the first time a few days ago turning off that street, and then like 15 minutes later further down Green Oaks. Nice looking car man.
That was me. I was out racking up some miles. Congrats on your new ride looks good. I don't think those tires looked that bad.
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I don't go to the Saucer, you backwards redneck-by-way-of-asia!


[cough] Bullshit! [cough] Ask any waitress there and they will remember him. [Heather #2] Oh yeah, the asshole that was trying to rip me off for a dollar! [Heather #2]
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This is what happens when you mainline Viagra and Metamucil.
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This is what happens when you mainline Viagra and Metamucil.
Is that an old person joke?
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Is that an old person joke?
Are you going to beat me with your cane if I say yes?
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Are you going to beat me with your cane if I say yes?
Nah, I'll kick your ass like a man, like your daddy should have for not respecting your elders.
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[cough] Bullshit! [cough] Ask any waitress there and they will remember him. [Heather #2] Oh yeah, the asshole that was trying to rip me off for a dollar! [Heather #2]

LOL! How Garland can a chick get?
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Shut your ass up, and go show Talisman how to spray paint tires.
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Nah, I'll kick your ass like a man, like your daddy should have for not respecting your elders.
I only respect old Pyrex. And you sir, are no Pyrex.
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I only respect old Pyrex. And you sir, are no Pyrex.
Funny that you pick a screen name of a mineral that is almost always found in ancient rocks and is usually pink.

You must be an old gay bastard.
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You must be an old gay bastard.
"But it's resistant to acid..."
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"But it's resistant to acid..."
I need to retake my geology classes. I thought geologists dissolved dolomite with acid to separate phosphatic, silicified and siliceous fossils from it.
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I need to retake my geology classes. I thought geologists dissolved dolomite with acid to separate phosphatic, silicified and siliceous fossils from it.
It can be dissolved, but it is harder than dissolving, oh say... limestone. Though, it is very similar to limestone.
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Funny that you pick a screen name of a mineral that is almost always found in ancient rocks and is usually pink.
Even more disturbing is the innuendo in your handle.

You know who else was clothed in white riding a horse? That's right.
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Dayum.

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Even more disturbing is the innuendo in your handle.

You know who else was clothed in white riding a horse? That's right.
Innuedo, schmeundo. Lots of different people throughout history wore white and rode horseback (goes all the way back to the gladiators of Rome). My handle isn't 01WhiteHoodWearingCobra, its a description of the car I drive.

In your case, there is only one gay mineral, CaMg(CO3)2, the pink mineral, known as dolomite. CaMg(CO3)2. A description of your lifestyle.
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Nah, I'll kick your ass like a man, like your daddy should have for not respecting your elders.
He will run your ass over with his hoverround!

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He will run your ass over with his hoverround!
I got *NAWS* on it last week. A 250 shot.
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I got *NAWS* on it last week. A 250 shot.
sweet, did you put the wheelie bars on yet?

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sweet, did you put the wheelie bars on yet?
Here is a pic before the *naws*. I'll get another one soon, with the juice on it.

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Here is a pic before the *naws*. I'll get another one soon, with the juice on it.

damn, we need to make one of those

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In your case, there is only one gay mineral, CaMg(CO3)2, the pink mineral, known as dolomite. CaMg(CO3)2. A description of your lifestyle.
If it wasn't for that damn calcium, dolomite WOULD be resistant to acid.

The Dolomite is also a car in Great Britain.
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