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are you sure you aren't sniffin' your upper lip?

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are you sure you aren't sniffin' your upper lip?

Booooo....poor poor retort..I honestly expect better after seeing some of your previous posts.
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Hey, I have had a long day! I am all sunburnt from the Ranger game today and it hurts to breathe.

And are you sure it isn't your upper lip? Move some of that hair out of the way before you take a whiff.


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Hey, I have had a long day! I am all sunburnt from the Ranger game today and it hurts to breathe.

And are you sure it isn't your upper lip? Move some of that hair out of the way before you take a whiff.

Sounds like you know all about upper lip smells....Sunburnt...I do hope there was a Ranger win to justify the trip.

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Sounds like you know all about upper lip smells....Sunburnt...I do hope there was a Ranger win to justify the trip.

Ryan...Don't make me send my crew to strip you of those knock off R's.

ill be waiting with shoulder pads, war paint, and a helmet on!


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Sounds like you know all about upper lip smells....Sunburnt...I do hope there was a Ranger win to justify the trip.
Yes, the Rangers beat the mighty Yankees... so the painful skin was moderately worth it.

And the only reason I know about upper lips is because I read the article that National Geographic did on the lost Pigmy tribe that lives in the jungle that rests on YOUR upper lip. The tribe was complaining about a strange smell.

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And the only reason I know about upper lips is because I read the article that National Geographic did on the lost Pigmy tribe that lives in the jungle that rests on YOUR upper lip. The tribe was complaining about a strange smell.
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Re: You smell bad...and yo Mama dresses you funny!

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Yep thats right..you heard me! Im talkin' to you!

Well look who is here to talk some smack! It's been a while, Frogger; I hope you haven't lost your touch or anything else that goes with old age.
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Well look who is here to talk some smack! It's been a while, Frogger; I hope you haven't lost your touch or anything else that goes with old age.
Eh..I noticed the same rehashed threads in here...just having some good little ol' fun. I believe you are older than me arent you? Age thing doesnt work with me..I have no quams about it. Try again, stick boy.


PWRTXSS...Your joke took far too long to develop and impress...try again...when you arent half baked.
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PWRTXSS...Your joke took far too long to develop and impress...try again...when you arent half baked.
You know it was funny... in a discovery channel kind of way.
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I believe you are older than me arent you? Age thing doesnt work with me..I have no quams about it. Try again, stick boy.



I'm not trying anything with "the age thing,"but it will bother you when gravity starts its cruel embrace. Congrats on the Diamonds thing; I'll just refer to you as the women's rights answer to Earl Campbell.
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Yep thats right..you heard me! Im talkin' to you!


Yeah, I'm really tired of this odor myself. I've got a plan to cure it though. I'm going to stop using your pee soaked shower after we're done having sex and hopefully by the time I make it home to shower I wont have a hole rotted through my underwear.







Bring it Frogster.
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I'm not trying anything with "the age thing,"but it will bother you when gravity starts its cruel embrace. Congrats on the Diamonds thing; I'll just refer to you as the women's rights answer to Earl Campbell.
LOL...Turd.


Talisman...nowadays...I don't copulate without some important info about my partner...you know....credit report, bank statement, 401k report, Insurance policies. So from what James tells me...you are neither impressive in bed...nor on paper.
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LOL...Turd.


Ouch. Now my feelings are hurt.





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So from what James tells me...you are neither impressive in bed...nor on paper.
Major Ouch.
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Ouch. Now my feelings are hurt.





Really...Awwwwwww..suck it up, Pussy!


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Really...Awwwwwww..suck it up, Pussy!


You probably liked Ishtar. You probably even own it and watch it every day.

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You probably liked Ishtar. You probably even own it and watch it every day.
What the hell is Ishtar...shits not funny if half the members don't get the joke. Most still couldnt point out Babylon on a map!

Keep it simple...those are the classics.

Try again...Gimped Grasshoppah!
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What the hell is Ishtar...shits not funny if half the members don't get the joke. Most still couldnt point out Babylon on a map!

Keep it simple...those are the classics.

Try again...Gimped Grasshoppah!
Well since what comes naturally doesn't work, how about this:

You are goofy and you smell like poo.

Does everybody understand those references?

And if you knew what Ishtar was, you would probably still like it.

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LOL...Turd.


Talisman...nowadays...I don't copulate without some important info about my partner...you know....credit report, bank statement, 401k report, Insurance policies. So from what James tells me...you are neither impressive in bed...nor on paper.


I just got my ass kicked by a girl.















But I kinda liked it.
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Well since what comes naturally doesn't work, how about this:

You are goofy and you smell like poo.

Does everybody understand those references?

And if you knew what Ishtar was, you would probably still like it.
LMBO!...See...the classics work!...even the fourth grader classics!....Very good...Daniel-san.


Talisman..that one was free...next week I'll charge ya to smack you around.
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Really...Awwwwwww..suck it up, Pussy!



I guess somebody couldn't see the sarcasm. . . I don't have feelings to be hurt (so an ex-girlfriend told me) . However, what does hurt are my sides, from laughing at the thought of you in a helmet and pads! It has to really suck for your husband to have to go to his next high school reunion and explain how he's now married to the captain of the football team!
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I guess somebody couldn't see the sarcasm. . . I don't have feelings to be hurt (so an ex-girlfriend told me) . However, what does hurt are my sides, from laughing at the thought of you in a helmet and pads! It has to really suck for your husband to have to go to his next high school reunion and explain how he's now married to the captain of the football team!
LMAO!!!

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I guess somebody couldn't see the sarcasm. . . I don't have feelings to be hurt (so an ex-girlfriend told me) . However, what does hurt are my sides, from laughing at the thought of you in a helmet and pads! It has to really suck for your husband to have to go to his next high school reunion and explain how he's now married to the captain of the football team!
Because I know what you look like...that actually isnt funny.
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Talisman..that one was free...next week I'll charge ya to smack you around.





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Because I know what you look like...that actually isnt funny.

Everyone on the board knows what I look like, thanks to Abecx. Dang ol long hair hippie #@%#%$ %$%#%$%$% $#%$^%&&%%C&%.
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Everyone on the board knows what I look like, thanks to Abecx. Dang ol long hair hippie #@%#%$ %$%#%$%$% $#%$^%&&%%C&%.
I still wov you.

Abecx still has long hair?
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