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Before I head off to class...

I just thought I'd remind you all that Daddy is disappointed... the smackatorium has been fairly tame lately. Nothing but individual pissing contests and dick holding. If you can't fight everyone, keep your pussy ass in the PMs, bitch.


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FUCK YOU. At least I'm trying godammit. If you are so disappointed why not get in the middle of the shit. There hasn't been anything good lately.

Besides, you're a little pussy bitch, I can beat the snot out of you.
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I haven't seen much from your ass either, tex. Doesn't look like you have much shit to talk. You know kiwi is full of shit talking. Hell, she don't ever shut up.
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I only talk shit..

When its worth my time. You two little hoes might be able to make it interesting together, but alone you are both too weak.

Kiwi, what the fuck is in your avatar??

Leda, go finger yourself to some pics of Brandi.
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Dammit Man! Don't you read the newspaper?

It's only Bucky from the Get fuzzy cartoons, the BEST comic strip to come along since Calvin and Hobbes!

He's a mean cat that looks cute and attacks people frequently. Hence the ankle biter reference.

Go to www.getfuzzy.com and then select the get fuzzy comic strip from the drop down menu.
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He's a mean cat that looks cute and attacks people frequently. Hence the ankle biter reference.
I understand the attack part... where does cute come in to play??
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Do I LOOK like I would attack someone?
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Just because you small doesn't make you cute... i'm tall, and I'm damn cute.
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Re: I only talk shit..

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Leda, go finger yourself to some pics of Brandi.
Sorry, you are the only bitch on here posing as a guy. Btw, unless you can say something at least partially intelligent, please keep your comments to yourself.
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You my friend, are an ugly mother fucker! LOL!

I am damn adorable!
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Kiwi, look at this pic I found of tex:
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/note to self: add Leda( is a girl) the list of people to step on... short shit.
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Yea, yea, yea. I can kick your ass. Are you coming out tonight?
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I was sitting in class... slightly depressed...

... 'cause its my one class with no hot girls... then I remembered all the things about you two that make me glad I'm not you...

Kiwi:

You're short.
You're vindictive.
You've actually had the opportunity to snowball someone.
You're living with a male.
You drive a pos.

Leda:
You're short.
You're vindictive.
Leon said that you don't snowball, but you do play some tricks with it.
You're too pussy whipped to break up with your girl and go after another one.
You're bitter because you see a car that looks exactly like your car 1438289 times a day.

Thanks you two, this is making my day
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If its not raining I'll be there... but I need someone from over there to call me and let me know if its raining or not... it might be raining here, and not there, understand??
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Check your Pm's Cap'n Spanky!
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Boobies are mine damnit!!

No double headed dildo for you and her!!!
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LMAO!

Awwww, shucks!

Fine, I won't be trying to sneak you beers at Baja either.
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Re: I was sitting in class... slightly depressed...

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... 'cause its my one class with no hot girls... then I remembered all the things about you two that make me glad I'm not you...

Leda:
You're short.
You're vindictive.
Leon said that you don't snowball, but you do play some tricks with it.
You're too pussy whipped to break up with your girl and go after another one.
You're bitter because you see a car that looks exactly like your car 1438289 times a day.

Thanks you two, this is making my day
1. Just how the fuck tall are you. (Oh btw, this short shit played offensive gaurd in football).
2. Vindictive (sometimes maybe, but you apparently have the same problem, adding me to your shit list)
3. Leon must have been dreaming of me when he was ramming it home up your ass.
4. too pussy whipped (sorry, that is some of the best damn pussy I have ever had, not to mention I can get it anytime I want it)
5. seeing a car that looks exactly like mine (hmm, last I heard, 3 cars that I know of have the same interior as mine, as for the outside, I don't give a shit, if I was looking for it to be exclusive I would have bought a fucking Gremlin.)
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Leda Leda Leda... I've stood next to you before, we met at Starbucks.... I'm hurt that you don't remember me


I'm not vindictive, I just carry grudges
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Kiwi:

You're short.
You're vindictive.
You've actually had the opportunity to snowball someone.
You're living with a male.
You drive a pos.

I've never had an opportunity to snowball someone! Ask Adam.

And whats wrong with living with a male? Females are psycho, and he's the best roomate I've ever had.

You leave the POS outta this buddy!

I won't argue the first 2. They're actually attributes I like.
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LMAO!

Awwww, shucks!

Fine, I won't be trying to sneak you beers at Baja either.
I would join you two at Baja, but I have some other stuff I have to take care of.
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Leda Leda Leda... I've stood next to you before, we met at Starbucks.... I'm hurt that you don't remember me


I'm not vindictive, I just carry grudges
I have a short term memory when it comes to faces and names. I can remember faces really well. I just can't match names to faces, unless I have known the person for long time.
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I was thinking..

...More along the lines of sharing a bed with a male... you and Leda may like that... but I'm not going to try anytime soon.


Oh, BTW, I need directions to Baja.
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Thats because...

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I have a short term memory when it comes to faces and names. I can remember faces really well. I just can't match names to faces, unless I have known the person for long time.
You were staring at my package the whole night... I kept seeing you licking your lips and looking at my crotch. :shudder:
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Re: I was thinking..

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...More along the lines of sharing a bed with a male... you and Leda may like that... but I'm not going to try anytime soon.

Oh, BTW, I need directions to Baja.
Don't lie tex, you share a bed with Leon everynight. Sorry to dissappoint you again, I only like females.

I don't plan on inviting the g/f to the meet, so I hope that fine ass girl that works in the ice cream parlor is working tonight.
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Re: Thats because...

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You were staring at my package the whole night... I kept seeing you licking your lips and looking at my crotch. :shudder:
Sorry, I was just thinking about the road head I was going to get on the way home.
and DAMN was it good!
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Which meet are you talking about??

What Ice Cream parlor??? Maybe I should leave the boobies at home...
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That still doesn't explain...

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Sorry, I was just thinking about the road head I was going to get on the way home.
and DAMN was it good!
Why you were staring at MY crotch.
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I'm a girl, I like sharing a bed with a male.
You know what they say about those homophobes...

I'll give you directions when you call. It's not hard.

I thought you said you weren't coming. Or are the boobies not coming?
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Re: Which meet are you talking about??

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What Ice Cream parlor??? Maybe I should leave the boobies at home...
Will keep the location of the parlor to myself for safe keeping. The only Starbucks meet I have been to, dont remember the date.
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Its not the homo's that bother me...

Its sharing a bed with them... that I don't like.
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Re: That still doesn't explain...

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Why you were staring at MY crotch.
I was thinking DAMN, for a guy your size, your package sure is small.
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Re: Re: That still doesn't explain...

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I was thinking DAMN, for a guy your size, your package sure is small.
I keep it taped down, or else the women would be all over me.


And Kiwi.. its official, Me, Boobies, and Boobies roommate will be in attendance.
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Gimme a call before you leave. I'll let ya know whats up.
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Anyway, enough talk about packages, b/c we all know kiwi has the biggest out of everyone on this board. Who is boobies? Is boobies roommate female? Come on, help a brotha out .
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Boobies is...

The girl I like to look at. She's not really good for much else. Her roommate is female, but marginally.
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Kids, I think everyone else is scared of us... there are almost 40 posts on this thread, and no one else has spoken up. What a bunch of pussies.
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Kids, I think everyone else is scared of us... there are almost 40 posts on this thread, and no one else has spoken up. What a bunch of pussies.
KIDS??? I think I'm older than you, not sure. I'm very confident that Kiwi is older than you. Now how in the hell are you going to go off and call us kids, child?
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Re: Boobies is...

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The girl I like to look at. She's not really good for much else. Her roommate is female, but marginally.
Hmm, not much for a conversational piece? Is her roommate good looking and does she have a b/f? If she does have a b/f, does she act like it ?
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Marginally female should give you all the info you need....


And I can call you kids, because I'm collectively taller than you both by about a foot
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Marginally female should give you all the info you need....
SCARY!

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And I can call you kids, because I'm collectively taller than you both by about a foot
The taller they are, the harder they fall. Isn't that right kiwi?
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I may fall hard, but if I fall the wrong way, I'll squash you. Not to mention the fact that I'm faster than those Childress boys you were blocking for, Mr. Offensive gaurd, try and catch me.
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I may fall hard, but if I fall the wrong way, I'll squash you. Not to mention the fact that I'm faster than those Childress boys you were blocking for, Mr. Offensive gaurd, try and catch me.
Well, if that's the only defense you have, then I will be happy. I don't like to waist my energy running. Besides, I don't know about being faster. Could you run a 4.4 40?
Damn, you have a good memory! Do you write this shit down somewhere just to use it later?
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I'm like the Mafia...

I NEVER forget.
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Re: I'm like the Mafia...

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I NEVER forget.
Shit, I'm like Aerosmith, "Live and Let Die". I have no need to remember every little detail about everyone (I use to, but not anymore). I say if they fuck up, oh well, they will redeem themselves later. If they do a good job at something, congradulate them now, cause they will fuck up later. So, I don't see the use in remembering everything .
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Elephants have amazing memories...

And I have elephantitis of the penis, that might have something to do with it.
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Its not like I try and remember every little detail of everything I see or hear, it just happens.
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