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Thumbs down Too bad she is my neighbor..............

Damn, my neighbor of 3 weeks is fine! We talk all the time, and hang out at each others' place for like a whole day sometimes. I think that we wanna put the smack down on each other, but shit, that could turn bad someday.

Trust me, this woman is all that, and I am a willing guy. What the heck to do?

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Two words: Bone Her
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He who hesitates, meditates horizontally

Don't be a pussy, get some pussy

I agree whole-head...Heartily.

go lay the smack down on dat ass!
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Why are you even asking? She should be bent over the couch, in a neighborly sort of way.
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I'll tell her that we can have a no strings deal, just get together sometimes when we feel like it, etc., but not to get up in each others' beezwax. Last time I hit the neighbor chick was about 8 years ago, and she turned psycho on me, peepin in my place and knockin on my door when I had other women's over there..

I am too old for that kinda drama.......
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Man, at least post some pictures of her!!

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Man, at least post some pictures of her!!

Amen Jose... Do her. Now. These things can turn into great *fuck buddy* situations if worked correctly. Ahh, the memories.

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Man, at least post some pictures of her!!

Excellent idea. Lemme work on it.

By the way Jose, she is a hot Hispanic chick, killer body, like on the Saturday afternoon dance shows from Miami......



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Amen Jose... Do her. Now. These things can turn into great *fuck buddy* situations if worked correctly. Ahh, the memories.

Or take some pictures of you doing her... Just leave yourself out of the pictures

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What's the problem?!?!? Easy access pussy!! I mean damn....all you have to do is go next door!
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Whatcha waiting on ? Hit it!
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post #16 of 65 (permalink) Old 08-27-2001, 10:53 AM Thread Starter
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I wonder what the ladies think?

Hey why don't I just get her to come to Starbucks this Thurs. If she meets approval, then I will proceed.

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I wonder what the ladies think?

Hey why don't I just get her to come to Starbucks this Thurs. If she meets approval, then I will proceed.

A real ladies' man never asks, he just does, not go put on your silk drawers, and head over there cock in hand. She'll get the message.

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what a gimp!
why would you even have to ask

hey tell her the lot next to mine is up for sale(I won't ask any stupid questions)


Stung, I have to ask because I am not so bright sometimes, and I have to check it out with someone else.

Sure enough, I got the answers I needed.

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what a gimp!
why would you even have to ask

hey tell her the lot next to mine is up for sale(I won't ask any stupid questions)
SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE PIMP JOE!

Hit it!!!
tell her ya'll can be "friends w/ benefits!"
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Man, at least post some pictures of her!!
I second this. We've got to make sure she is good enough for you.

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Rule #365: Never have relations with someone in the same apt complex. You'll be on the next episode of "When Things Go Bad" on TV. That, plus I've seen your other neighbors! hahaha!!!! Break out the Geritol!
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lol..haven't been on in a while, but hell, nothin's changed 93LX, i was datin this guy in the same complex as me, things kinda went sour, and now he's a total weirdo...to make matters worse, my roomie & i are moving to a bigger apartment, and geuss who's gonna be our new neighbor?!?! it could be a lot worse i geuss, i just can't imagine many ways that it could be > lol...i only tell you as a warning - i'm not saying you shouldn't go after her...on the upside, it could be fate (or she could just be a great bed-buddy)...lemme know how it all goes (one way or the other) ... take care!!~~Saralynn

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I would go ahead and "check the oil." If the check engine lights comes on later....SELL IT!!! [If you know what I mean...]



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YEAH I SAY KICK THE TIRES,DRIVE IT, HARD SEE IF IT IS GONNA BRAEK.
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Quote:
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He who hesitates, meditates horizontally

You mean...

He who hesitates, masturbates.
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junior: Two words: Bone Her
supercharged2k: Tag da ass
BOOSTED32V: First off,you HIT! Then the next day you HIT again!
MADMEX: I would go ahead and "check the oil." If the check engine lights comes on later....SELL IT!!!
SNEAKY: YEAH I SAY KICK THE TIRES,DRIVE IT, HARD SEE IF IT IS GONNA BRAEK.
leda: I say hit it Chris.
NDSP: Hit it and take lots of nude pics of her.
00_GT: Take out your schlong and show her what she needs to fullfill her life.
All of you are just a bunch of horny bastards with bad advice! Go rent "Fatal Attractions" and jerk off five times and then immediately make your decision (won't work if you wait - decesion making process is "clouded"). You must "clean the pipes" before you make an important decision like this!
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All of you are just a bunch of horny bastards with bad advice! Go rent "Fatal Attractions" and jerk off five times and then immediately make your decision (won't work if you wait - decesion making process is "clouded"). You must "clean the pipes" before you make an important decision like this!
You one sick motha! BTW, like I posted before, I have been seeing the girl next door (actually across the street) for quite some time with no problems at all. Except for the fact that her brother doesn't like me but oh well.
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You're just mad you have to wait for your implant to air up your tire pressure to punch the clown.
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You're just mad you have to wait for your implant to air up your tire pressure to punch the clown.
HAHAHAHA! LMAO, damn David you almost have me in tears over here.
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You one sick motha! BTW, like I posted before, I have been seeing the girl next door (actually across the street) for quite some time with no problems at all. Except for the fact that her brother doesn't like me but oh well.
You're not only a horny bastard giving out bad advice you are a naive horny bastard giving out bad advice. You don't have problems while you are dating "the girl next door". You have problems when one of you decides it's time to "persue other opportunities". Whether that is you or her. What if he "hits it", falls head over heals for her and she kicks him to the curb? Now he's spending his Saturday nights listening to her head banging the head board as Juan Nite Stand "hits it".


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Hit that shit...
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You're just mad you have to wait for your implant to air up your tire pressure to punch the clown.
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here is the best advice you can get,

Fuck her, make her think you are a bit unstable, don't fall in love...

hit it and quit it, then come back on drunken nights...

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You're just mad you have to wait for your implant to air up your tire pressure to punch the clown.
junior That Norplant you have in your arm is affecting your brain. That estrogen high you love so much is giving you a distorted view of life....
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My advice, you only live once. There's nothing worse that sitting around with your friends a few years down the road and saying "Damn I wish I would have fucked that chick!".
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You're not only a horny bastard giving out bad advice you are a naive horny bastard giving out bad advice. You don't have problems while you are dating "the girl next door". You have problems when one of you decides it's time to "persue other opportunities". Whether that is you or her. What if he "hits it", falls head over heals for her and she kicks him to the curb? Now he's spending his Saturday nights listening to her head banging the head board as Juan Nite Stand "hits it".
All I can say, is that if he gets that sprung, that shit better be the best in the f'ing world. In that case, it was worth hitting at least once.
Also, if he is the one that wants to leave, I'm sure she will get the hint when she hears some woman screaming "Chris, Oh Chris". Catch my drift???
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she won't be your neighbor forever!
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Nothing ventured, nothing gained ....

You can worry about what may or may not happen, or be a man of action - Nail her, and deal with what comes as you cum ....
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What the HELL are you waiting on?? This is the time in your life to get every bit of good stuff you can neighbor or not. Just make it clear the rules of the game.
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...treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore and you will never go wrong.
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Ever hear of the expression "Love thy neighbor"
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Well, I'll play debils advocate. I'd be hesitant with someone living right next door. If it does turn ugly, one of you will probably have to move.

If she likes "just hanging out" and wants nothing more, that could turn out weird for you. But it's like the lottery, "You can't win unless you play"....
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Take out your schlong and show her what she needs to fullfill her life. Who cars if she is your neighbor.
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Go for it, Who knows, maybe you can write another "story" about it, cause it sure does keep one intertained.
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just wip it out and stick it in.
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