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Post I Hate cock block!

Those who know, know what Im talking about.

Cock blockers are secretly cock gobblers.

Form of Turkey!
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can't get no play with Ethan Hunt around...

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My roommate Artis is a cock blocker. He is always trying to hate on me when I get introduced to some women....I told his bastard ass lastnight, if he does that "his girlfriend is at home" shit again I am gonna fuck his gay ass up!

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fuck you Silverback...

If your plan is to get some action with me around, that's Mission Impossible....

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My roommate Artis is a cock blocker. He is always trying to hate on me when I get introduced to some women....I told his bastard ass lastnight, if he does that "his girlfriend is at home" shit again I am gonna fuck his gay ass up!


You could always come up with a witty reply like, "She's helping your boyfriend change his haircolor back" or something.

Or just beat the shit out of him. Works for most.
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If your plan is to get some action with me around, that's Mission Impossible....
SHITTY GIMMICK ALERT

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Ethan Hunt is a fucking homo... And he does have a shitty gimic... Who is this Joker...



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yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are a laugh riot. Silverback you are the joke, have you looked in the mirror fatboy? Stop stuffing your face with powdered sugar donuts, and maybe you can get laid. As for you Dolomite, maybe you should check into the bad gimic clinic as well. Thinking your a player, a pimp, man you ain't shit. Cock Blocking is my specialty.

Form of Tukey? What the hell does that mean Mr not so Evil? Are you still in kindergarten?

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Form of Tukey? What the hell does that mean Mr not so Evil? Are you still in kindergarten?

First, it was "Form of Turkey".

Second, you would have had to refer to this reference
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Cock blockers are secretly cock gobblers.
Third - Turkeys gobble much like cock gobblers.

Fourth - Hence the "Form of Turkey"

I should probably keep the humour to kindergarten level so you can understand it. Sheesh...


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Those who know, know what Im talking about.

Cock blockers are secretly cock gobblers.

Form of Turkey!
LMAO... dun dun du dun nuh...do do do dol...


will there be some cock blockin tonight?

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As for you Dolomite, maybe you should check into the bad gimic clinic as well. Thinking your a player, a pimp, man you ain't shit.
Not only are you a shitty gimmick, you're also a moron. That would be Dolemite you're talking about. Dolomite is a model of Triumph, among other things.

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You are a bunch of mean boys.

Ya fuckin' homos.
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You are a bunch of mean boys.

Ya fuckin' homos.
How you feeling this morning midget?
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What the FU*& r u all talking about? MR.evil what did you do to a Turkey last night?? I must have missed something when I was in the bathroom.

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Ever see American Pie? I hit some Turkey PiE!!

It was certainly interesting...
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Mr Evil you are one gay son of a bitch. Always talking about gobbling cocks. Dolomite, sooo fucking sorry. You telling me that Dolemite isn't a Triumphant Model?? You can all suck on my left nut, Form Of Mr Evil's girl's dildo....

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How you feeling this morning midget?
I'm the only one NOT hungover it seems.
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O shit it's getting deep in here.

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I'm the only one NOT hungover it seems.

you suck... if shane hadn't given me that other six pack I might feel better today!! uggghhhhh need lots of gatorade and a nap!!!
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I'm the only one NOT hungover it seems.
I wasnt hungover! And I was drinking way after ya'll left
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*I* need the nap. It was well past my bedtime when we finally went to sleep last nite. I'm running on herbal supplements right now.

<---got the jitters.
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Will Big Matt get his groove on tonight?
Will there be cockblocking?
Will HOLE give out lapdances?
Will there be any Summer Lovin?
Will Keisha need a boost to get on the bar?
Will Adam oogle at the bartender all night?
Will Shane make out with any guys?
Will Kim take a beer bong cock drink?
Will anyone make it home alive?
Will anyone make it home clothed?

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LMAO! Let's hope we can behave ourselves tonite. Especially us Lesbians. We don't want to give you poor guys a heart attack.
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Quote:
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Mr Evil you are one son of a gay bitch.
That fact was already established here https://www.dfwstangs.net/ubb/Forum1/HTML/212250.html .
But thanks for the pointer.

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I've always wanted to gobble your cock.
Im flattered

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Form Of Mr Evil's girl's dildo....
That's probably not the safest form to be this week, but hey, your probably all about some nasty shit.

Perhaps you should try Form of Tampon. That way at least you could say you've had some pussy?

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You can all suck on my left nut
So that's why everyone calls you "One Nut."
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Will Big Matt get his groove on tonight?
Will there be cockblocking?
Will HOLE give out lapdances?
Will there be any Summer Lovin?
Will Keisha need a boost to get on the bar?
Will Adam oogle at the bartender all night?
Will Shane make out with any guys?
Will Kim take a beer bong cock drink?
Will anyone make it home alive?
Will anyone make it home clothed?

Answers will come tomorrow stay tuned

I can already answer some of these question!!!!

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I hate that shit! I've got about 3 of them but I would have to say they probably consider me to be doing the same thing!

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I promise you i will see you fucks at Bar Dallas, and come up to you Mr Evil and kick you in the ass. How about that? You feeling froggy?

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Ooooohhh no, Ethan Hunt is gonna be at Bar Dallas??? uh oh.

I'm Shakin in my boots, but I'm wearin sandles.

Don't sing it Jr, just bring it.

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You feeling froggy?
What? Are you asking if he feels French? You're the one wearing the beret and smoking fags.

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Oh you want some too, fatboy? Alright, I'll just punch you in the eye and watch you fall to the ground crying like the pussy you are. I'll look for the ugliest, fattest guy in the bar, hanging out with all the skanks. See you bitches tonight, and you better have your fighting shoes on, because i'll bring it right in your fucking face.

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Quote:
Originally posted by Silverback:
Will Big Matt get his groove on tonight?
Will there be cockblocking?
Will HOLE give out lapdances?
Will there be any Summer Lovin?
Will Keisha need a boost to get on the bar?
Will Adam oogle at the bartender all night?
Will Shane make out with any guys?
Will Kim take a beer bong cock drink?
Will anyone make it home alive?
Will anyone make it home clothed?

Answers will come tomorrow stay tuned

In the order recieved....

There WILL be cock blocking
Nichol will be giving lap dances
I dunno about Summer, its up to her
Kiesha needs a boost to get on the bar
I will probably chit chat with Lisa at the bar because she's cool as hell and can DANCE!
Shane will be manning the Gloryhole in the bathroom
Will Kim take that drink? Does a bear shit in the woods!
Hopefully there will be a limo so we can make it home
I'm sure I know of a couple of people who wont make it home with all their clothes
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Haha I got cock blocked last night and there was no reason for it LOL
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In the order recieved....

There WILL be cock blocking
Nichol will be giving lap dances
I dunno about Summer, its up to her
Kiesha needs a boost to get on the bar
I will probably chit chat with Lisa at the bar because she's cool as hell and can DANCE!
Shane will be manning the Gloryhole in the bathroom
Will Kim take that drink? Does a bear shit in the woods!
Hopefully there will be a limo so we can make it home
I'm sure I know of a couple of people who wont make it home with all their clothes
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I do NOT need a fucking boost to get on the bar. I only need help down when I've been drinking too much, and I have on my 5" platforms.
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I do NOT need a fucking boost to get on the bar. I only need help down when I've been drinking too much, and I have on my 5" platforms.
I will be over 6' in mine tonight... thinking about doing jeans instead of dressin like the hoochie... Kim might feel the need to show my ass to the entire bar again!

I am sure I will get talked out of that though...

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For some people, cock blocking is a sport. A friend of mine has a small tattoo of a block (like a child's block with letters) with a "C" on it.
Clowns.

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I will be over 6' in mine tonight... thinking about doing jeans instead of dressin like the hoochie... Kim might feel the need to show my ass to the entire bar again!

I am sure I will get talked out of that though...

Screw that. I only get to dress hooch once in a while. I may have to pull a closet raid though. I've already decided I hate everything I own.

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Screw that. I only get to dress hooch once in a while. I may have to pull a closet raid though. I've already decided I hate everything I own.

I was thinking about go-go gadget 19 tonight...

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I'm thinking of sporting a T-back, backwards, and electrical tape over my nipples in the shape of an X...

What do you think, to dressy?

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I was thinking about go-go gadget 19 tonight...

I'll put 50 on it, if you know what i mean...

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I'll put 50 on it, if you know what i mean...

no actually I don't (hung the hell over) please do explain!

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19 + 50 = ??

that help any?

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I was just trying to figure out the go-go gadget thing...
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Screw that. I only get to dress hooch once in a while. I may have to pull a closet raid though. I've already decided I hate everything I own.
**hmmm...I wonder who's closet she's interested in?
LOL - You wanna come get ready @ my place?
<--closet full of hooch gear!
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I hear the train comin' down the track now.... :P
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