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Thats right, I'm at Matt's party and I thought i eoul ddrop in to say that I own all you bitches!! Fuck all of you!

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Yeah fuck you tooo AL!!!!

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Ilkl baert all yor ases, bithcessertse!!!!

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Yea, the beer is flowing over here....were all fucked up. Watching the Kiwi and trixiebaby lesbian "dike it up" show. Its lickety split good!! LOL
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DAMNNN I can't belelive dis sthi!! they nakeid beaver bumpin and SHIITTT!! and shit!

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O drg5thyj....they are cumming now!!! LOL
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bunch of fucking faggot!
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Pound a beer for me, all three of you.
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twhojyl shit therhe i is pussy juiizzee and SHIT!!!

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AlP has a HUGE cock, but you're all bitches. Small penised mother fuckers.
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i'll whipp it out and smack you in the face with it next time!
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ok, I'm lying, I was afraid he would kill me.
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Drunk people are retarded....lol

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Dont forget about the dalies man.....

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AlP has a HUGE cock, but you're all bitches. Small penised mother fuckers.
YOU GOT THAT SHIT RIGHT....

OH.. I mean the small penised mother fuckers.... yeah that's what I meant!!!

it's the lesbian amature hour over here... CUM ON OVER!!!!!!


THIS IS TRIXIEBABY!!!! just too drunk to post as myself!!!


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bunch of homos!!!
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you mean the drunk short people aint passed out yet
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Hell i wished i lived there, i would cum over. Im drunk too! Might want to ask the Wafe how she feels also!
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hey what the FUCK jordan, yall had a party and did't call me or tell any of the longview people. that ain't right.
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Man im trying to go to bed but im spinning in circles and cant sleep or i will probally get sick.
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Ge you fucking gay ass fucker. Go fuck a goat you fag.or bella the same thing
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So you're all taking turns posting on the Internet? hahaha. mmmmmm. fun.
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Sounds like a sausage fest. Gay.
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THEY ALL ARE GAY I BET LEON IS GIVING ALP A CORNDOG AS WE SPEAK!
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The part that gets me is that they are talking about a lesbian fest, but instead of watching, they get online to tell us about it.
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man if hizzoes who are bi are busting out some lesbo action. I am busting out mys chlong at some point as their play toy.
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hmmmm.. bunch of drunk dumbasses



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Hey bitches...we had the girls doing all kinds of sick shit! you fags are just jealous...
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too bad you guys didn't invite me- i could have showed all the girls a thing or two.........done a few "shows" myself. and thanks a whole hell of a lot for sending him home all wasted, i have to listen to his big old snoring ass all night.

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Damn, that was fun! Definitely no "sausage fest" for me !

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YOU GOT THAT SHIT RIGHT....

OH.. I mean the small penised mother fuckers.... yeah that's what I meant!!!

it's the lesbian amature hour over here... CUM ON OVER!!!!!!


THIS IS TRIXIEBABY!!!! just too drunk to post as myself!!!


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hey ladies, that is my husband you are talking about there, so watch it please, ! don't your guys please you enough are they in the small penis category? SMACK! Now i know why i wasn't invited- you wanted his big dick all to yourselves? jealous maybe? just remember that big thing is all mine and I don't share! and honey please keep your dick in your pants, except when i ask for it! SMACK! this is the smackatorium, right?




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Damn, that was fun! Definitely no "sausage fest" for me !

wow, sounds like maybe you got a little action from one of the lesbian amateurs??

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YOU GOT THAT SHIT RIGHT....

OH.. I mean the small penised mother fuckers.... yeah that's what I meant!!!

it's the lesbian amature hour over here... CUM ON OVER!!!!!!


THIS IS TRIXIEBABY!!!! just too drunk to post as myself!!!


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hey ladies, that is my husband you are talking about there, so watch it please, show a little Respect! not nice to look at married men's dicks, especially when their wife hears about it later! don't your guys please you enough are they in the small penis category? Now i know why i wasn't invited- you wanted his big dick all to yourselves, and figured i would outperform you in the lesbian act? jealous maybe? just remember that big thing is all mine and I don't share! and honey please keep your dick in your pants, except when i ask for it!


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I dont think I have ever read anything with Dick in it as many times as this! You got penis on the brain or what?
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Good God man, that was some serious fun last night. It was far from a sausage fest actually...you feeling left out because you might have missed a sausage fest?

There was a good 'pole to hole' ratio as I heard it put. Some bitches rollin around being lesbos and what not, Kwality!
And what would a good party be without the Po-Po's.

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MR. Evil- I always have penis on the brain and in other places
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I'M CHANGING MY GODAMN PASSWORD, YOU BUNCH OF CUM GUZZLING QUEERS!
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Hush up lesbian.
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I'M CHANGING MY GODAMN PASSWORD, YOU BUNCH OF CUM GUZZLING QUEERS!
Smack those guys Kiwi! you are the queen of smacktalk lately- let em have it!

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I try...Oh how I try.
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MR. Evil- I always have penis on the brain and in other places
Damn Alan, you must stay busy!!

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I try...Oh how I try.
And we all humor you out of sympathy.

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damn right! I don't think he can handle me anymore though, i just demand it too often!
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FUCK YOU, YOU BITCH!
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just give him a big ole ass beating! and while you are at it- put Tex in his place too! you are probably hungover today though, huh? did you enjoy some pineapple/vodka last night?
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[quote]Originally posted by michelle95gt:
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hey ladies, that is my husband you are talking about there, so watch it please, ! don't your guys please you enough are they in the small penis category? SMACK! Now i know why i wasn't invited- you wanted his big dick all to yourselves? jealous maybe? just remember that big thing is all mine and I don't share! and honey please keep your dick in your pants, except when i ask for it! SMACK! this is the smackatorium, right?


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Ready.
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Fight for the hole!
Mike's got the construction paper and AL P volunteered the posterboard....sounds like a fun filled night out with NicHole!
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Haha, Now Nichole is the Queen of D.P.!
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Ready.
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Mike's got the construction paper and AL P volunteered the posterboard....sounds like a fun filled night out with NicHole!

Shotgun mouth.... That's right you heard it here first....


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Shotgun mouth.... That's right you heard it here first....



LMAO... where have I heard this conversation before.. ah yes DRUNK men...

fight for the hole..

go go gadget 19...

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