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Red face A sign that I talk too much internet smack?

The mean things I usually reserve for you, is involuntarily being said.

Let me lay some groundwork in my own defense...I had to go to the grocery store late at night. I HATE going to the grocery store, and wouldn't have gone if we hadn't been out of diet coke and tea. I was dying of thirst, the last thing I had to drink was a margarita at 2:30. Sp I was pissed off, thirsty, and tired. I walk into Albertson's and follow in 2 women. The one that was leading the line was HUGE! I mean, 6 ft tall 300 lbs of BIG OL BITCH, and there was another woman between me and her. So walkin' to the produce section, and she just stops. In the middle of the aisle, so noone can pass. The woman who's in front of me clears her throat, and she still WON'T MOVE.
Now, for those of you who know me, I am a really nice person. Actually pretty quiet, and friendly to everyone.
So, out of nowehere, I just blurt out "If you didn't take up the entire aisle, maybe other people could get their shopping done". The woman in front of me sounded like she just choked, and it wasn't until that moment that I really REALIZED the enormity of this monstrously huge female. She probably could have eaten me, and still had room for desert. She turned around and glared at me, and the only coherent thoughts going through my head were "How dumb will this sound when people ask why I'm in the hospital and Adam tells them I got beat up in the produce aisle", and thanking god for the woman separating us. She moved though, and I walked by really quickly.

I know, I finally got my paybacks. I'm just trying to figure out if this is a sign of addiction, or that I'm becoming a bitch in real life.

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post #2 of 32 (permalink) Old 07-31-2001, 09:28 AM
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I would have yelled, "Hey Kool-aid!!!".

Its a good thing the beached whale didn't eat you. Guess she doesn't like Kiwi.....lol
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Denny, I'll kick your ass again.
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NOT AGAIN!!!!
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remind me to stay out of your way from now on! what a bitch you are!
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post #7 of 32 (permalink) Old 07-31-2001, 10:24 AM
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Ya, what she said! Don't make me put the Vodka out of reach little girl!
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Haha, are ya gonna do like Adam does? Hold it a few inched above my head and make me jump for it?

And I'm not mean!
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Haha, are ya gonna do like Adam does? Hold it a few inched above my head and make me jump for it?
Ya, but I'm talkin' about a Vodka bottle....

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You BITCH.
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post #11 of 32 (permalink) Old 07-31-2001, 10:50 AM
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You BITCH.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA (Gasp) HAHAHAHAHA!

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post #13 of 32 (permalink) Old 07-31-2001, 02:29 PM
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Quote:
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Ya, but I'm talkin' about a Vodka bottle....

LOLOLOL!!!!! oh man... my stomach hurts... whoo.. thats funny.


And I would have stepped on your punk ass little girl!!
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post #15 of 32 (permalink) Old 07-31-2001, 06:27 PM
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Hmm.. ive never noticed u talking shit on here before.
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post #16 of 32 (permalink) Old 07-31-2001, 11:03 PM Thread Starter
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Yea, but who's the unlucky fellow who's gonna do a gorilla?
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post #17 of 32 (permalink) Old 07-31-2001, 11:13 PM
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it's not winter yet >:-)
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post #18 of 32 (permalink) Old 07-31-2001, 11:16 PM
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Here we go again.
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post #19 of 32 (permalink) Old 08-01-2001, 05:52 AM
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Your lucky that big momma didnt take you out. One flick of her turcky arm and it would have demolished your bitch ass! You know you were at the store buying xxl jumbo tampax.

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No kiddin'! She could have sat on me, and no more Kiwi!
You're missing my "womanly time" by about 2 weeks.
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post #21 of 32 (permalink) Old 08-01-2001, 10:19 AM
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Way more info than we needed...thanks!

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No kiddin'! She could have sat on me, and no more Kiwi!
You're missing my "womanly time" by about 2 weeks.
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post #22 of 32 (permalink) Old 08-01-2001, 10:35 AM Thread Starter
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I'm not the one who brought it up.
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post #23 of 32 (permalink) Old 08-01-2001, 12:08 PM
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Will you two stop flirting and just fuck? Please?
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post #24 of 32 (permalink) Old 08-01-2001, 12:12 PM Thread Starter
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I'm not his type. I don't have a dick.

And anyhoo, I can't have sex with a man that outweighs me by 200 lbs...I might be crushed...
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Ewwwwwwwwwww! 300 lbs vs. 98. Dont think it would work. Plus it would be like being with a 15 yrold.<----not that Id know...

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Man, I don't even look 15...more along the lines of 12...
Adam is secretly a pedophile.
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Quote:
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Man, I don't even look 15...more along the lines of 12...
Adam is secretly a pedophile.
12?? 12 yr olds shouldn't wear makeup. I always knew something was wrong about that boy....

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Look 15....
Act 12....
is more like it.....

P.S.you are on the rag
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Now ya know Ross.

How do you know when or if I am on the rag? You been nosing through my garbage or something?
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post #30 of 32 (permalink) Old 08-01-2001, 11:10 PM
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Dont lie! You would have loved being sat on by the fat ass ,you lil butt plug you!:P
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BIOTCH!


p.s.B-I-O-T-C-H!!!!

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I'm not into the anal thing, but don't give up hope yet! You may soon be able to find a special someone to ram it in your rear.


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