Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Moving to the Big House!
Whiteboy and his boyfriend were walking through the zoo one day and came across the Gorilla cage. They watched the primates frolicking around and having fun except this one Silverbacked male over in the near corner, they sort of crept over to see what was the problem and were amazed to see he was stroking this huge, 16 inch thick as your wrist erection, whiteboy was so fascinated he leaned right up next to the fence drooling. Suddenly the huge gorilla lunged over, grabbed whiteboy by the shirt and pulled him into the cage. The Gorilla proceeded to have his way with the helpless idiot for over an hour until the zookeepers could safely sedate the beast, and get whiteboy to the hospital.
Several days later whiteboy's boyfriend was visiting and was really concerned since he had this faraway look in his eyes and hadn't said a word since the incident. He finally shook him by the shoulders and said "Come on Stupied, are you really hurt that bad?" Whiteboy looked up at him with tearstained eyes and said "Wouldn't you be?, It's been three days and he hasn't written or called yet"