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post #1 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-06-2001, 08:02 AM
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Wink Whiteboy walks into a bar....

Whiteboy walks up to a bar with three of his fudge-packer buddies. There is only ONE bar stool in the whole place. They all sat down on the same stool. How did they do it?

They turned the stool upside down.

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post #2 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-06-2001, 10:18 AM
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Whiteboy and his boyfriend were walking through the zoo one day and came across the Gorilla cage. They watched the primates frolicking around and having fun except this one Silverbacked male over in the near corner, they sort of crept over to see what was the problem and were amazed to see he was stroking this huge, 16 inch thick as your wrist erection, whiteboy was so fascinated he leaned right up next to the fence drooling. Suddenly the huge gorilla lunged over, grabbed whiteboy by the shirt and pulled him into the cage. The Gorilla proceeded to have his way with the helpless idiot for over an hour until the zookeepers could safely sedate the beast, and get whiteboy to the hospital.
Several days later whiteboy's boyfriend was visiting and was really concerned since he had this faraway look in his eyes and hadn't said a word since the incident. He finally shook him by the shoulders and said "Come on Stupied, are you really hurt that bad?" Whiteboy looked up at him with tearstained eyes and said "Wouldn't you be?, It's been three days and he hasn't written or called yet"
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Bwahahahaha,
That is some funny azz shit....
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lol
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post #5 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-06-2001, 12:20 PM
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What I can't understand is that everytime I'm doing whiteboy's mother up the can (which isn't very often since the line is so damn long), she keeps yelling out HIS name.

How does whiteboy's mom know when his sister is on her period?

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post #6 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-06-2001, 12:54 PM
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keep talking bout my family when i key your car and bust the windows out!!! i've done it before so dont think i wont~
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post #8 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-06-2001, 06:22 PM
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whatsa matter? got your feelings hurt? aaaawwwwww wittle whiteboy got mad cause he is getting smacked like he smacks everyone else. Making threats again? damn what a LOSER. remember just about a week ago you were telling everyone how this is the smackatorium, if you don't like it don't come in here. And another thing, How is telling jokes with a well deserving BUTT like you like keying or pissing in someone's car? Are you that insecure that threats you will never carry out are your primary retaliation.
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Uh OH! Someone's done piss0red off!!! He gunna get yew!

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post #10 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-10-2001, 10:20 PM
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haha g.e. gets laid!! now thats a joke!!
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Don't get mad whiteboy. You should feel honored that they've dedicated a WHOLE forum to you! That's a big deal in my book!

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post #12 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-10-2001, 11:38 PM
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they all wish they were cool like me and never get beat up like i do!! oh hey nicole you need a job i'll hook you up making bout $500 a night shaking your ass and titties!! hell you might make more i bet all these nerds would come and see you dancing naked at my club hahha
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white boy are you [email protected]#$ing kidding me...no you just did not. Lol thats the craziest thing you ever said....its also one of the funniest. Nic are you going to let him say some stuff like that to you??

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white boy are you [email protected]#$ing kidding me...no you just did not. Lol thats the craziest thing you ever said....its also one of the funniest. Nic are you going to let him say some stuff like that to you??

Not only that, but she's considering it!

REALLY hoping she didn't get any pics of me!

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post #15 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-11-2001, 01:30 PM
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hey kiwi i'll hook you up too if you need a job!!
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post #16 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-13-2001, 09:50 AM
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Quote:
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they all wish they were cool like me and never get beat up like i do!!
You're right. I wish I were as cool to never get beat up like you get beat.

That's so STUPIED.

post #17 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-13-2001, 02:02 PM
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wanna try to kick my ass?? i didnt think so!
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Quote:
Originally posted by whiteboy:
hey kiwi i'll hook you up too if you need a job!!
I only bartend in places like that.

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post #19 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-14-2001, 12:15 PM
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waitress
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post #20 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-18-2001, 06:56 PM
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hey fag boy you cant get anyone a job anywhere. so shut up FAT BOY besides there isnt enogh room in the club for your big ass and anyone else. i guess you just hang out outside. hahahahahahaha FAT BOY
post #21 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-19-2001, 01:56 AM
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hey brad dont be mad cause your girl works at my club!!
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post #22 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-19-2001, 10:18 AM
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why would i care if your mom works there. you should be mad not me. maybe your dad is made to but i dont care as long as she keeps giving me the money i dont care where the bitch gets it>hahahahaha
post #23 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-19-2001, 12:32 PM
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that was funny brad someone has to work since you dont!!!
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post #24 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-19-2001, 06:42 PM
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Quote:
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waitress
Take note: This is whiteboy's first post with no misspelled words. A breakthrough!!
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post #25 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-19-2001, 08:41 PM
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thats right he got a spell checker and now he can spell........ his mom must of had a good night last night and helped him out......bitch better have my money
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Quote:
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waitress

Waitressing sucks. I get more power this way.

I'm still trying to figure out which club.
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post #27 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-20-2001, 01:51 AM
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your bitch worked at a tittie bar not mine !!FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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post #28 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-21-2001, 02:13 PM
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and she gave me money just like your mom does. its ok dont get mad just beacuse your mom gives me themoney she dances for
post #29 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-21-2001, 05:16 PM
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hey you dont have extra keys to your 96 cobra you had do you i see that car parked everywhere!!!
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post #30 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-21-2001, 08:54 PM
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thats a low blow you didnt have to go there. make a nigga cry and shit
post #31 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-22-2001, 06:02 AM
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hey if you got some keys it can be your again
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post #32 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-22-2001, 04:11 PM
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i just dont want to talk about that car at this time......it should just be driven off a cliff....and gone forever
post #33 of 39 (permalink) Old 06-22-2001, 04:56 PM
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damn wy it looked pretty tight when i saw it the other night!
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i just dont want to talk about that car at this time......it should just be driven off a cliff....and gone forever
Ouch!
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post #35 of 39 (permalink) Old 11-21-2001, 05:48 PM
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this post is so fucking old! why the fuck you finding shit like this ? your a dumb bitch! so is that cunt you call a mom! jeremy!!

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Ya know you are right but damn, it started out funny as shit, then got sorta lame, what ya say we throw some gas on the fire and see how many people you'll threaten with fictional ass whoopings? You know I sorta miss the threat of you pissing in my car, and you've had 3 or 4 chances, you just passed them up.
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Re: Whiteboy walks into a bar....

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Whiteboy walks up to a bar with three of his fudge-packer buddies. There is only ONE bar stool in the whole place. They all sat down on the same stool. How did they do it?

They turned the stool upside down.

LMAO
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post #38 of 39 (permalink) Old 11-27-2001, 05:38 PM
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real funny bitch

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post #39 of 39 (permalink) Old 11-29-2001, 04:57 PM
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Hahahaha, that is some good shit!
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