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post #1 of 68 (permalink) Old 12-16-2008, 04:05 PM Thread Starter
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Can anyone identify this person for me?

Guy, probably early 20's, married, short dark hair, a little fringe of beard but no mustache, recently at a party that got pretty wild wearing a dark grey shirt.

Ring a bell to anyone?

Help me out here?
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Knowing this board I bet you will not get anyone to punk out the person unless you give details about he supposedly did.

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It was a pretty wild night .... someone has got to be able to tell me his name.

Even though he's married, he is a cutie ...
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That was me. Are you the chick that was offering blow jobs in the bathroom?

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That was me. Are you the chick that was offering blow jobs in the bathroom?
hahahahaha what party was this at?
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Might help if you give the area the party was held and what the circumstances are.

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How so you post and still have a zero post count. I smell a fake
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here ya go:

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shut your cum guzzler and shows us your bewbs

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post #14 of 68 (permalink) Old 12-19-2008, 10:09 AM
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Hilarious.

You log onto a forum with 30K members and give an incredible vague account of the circumstances. No real info on the party, date, or anything...

I wonder how many guys on this forum fit your description. Probably a few thousand.

Good luck with that.

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post #15 of 68 (permalink) Old 12-19-2008, 10:27 AM
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It was me and yes i did pee in your friends butt. She took it like a champ however and acted as if she really enjoyed the entire performance. No i did not ever call her back.

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It was me and yes i did pee in your friends butt.

hahaha well played, sir

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Wow. All I wanted was a lead on someone ... Yeesh! Ya'll gotta make it some sort of bitch-hunt ...

No, I won't show my bewbs ... they are privately owned.
No, I won't close my cum guzzler because typing does not use that particular talent.
No, it's not a fake ... I have pictures.

OK ... Can anyone identify this person?

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That was me. I was offering blow jobs in the bathroom?

Fixed that for ya, Tyrone.


Oh, wait ... nevermind. I already got my answer.





Just phuckin' with ya.

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Yeah, so I've never wanted this statement to be so accurate:

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post #23 of 68 (permalink) Old 12-20-2008, 10:33 AM Thread Starter
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Hey! Where'd the picture go?

OK, so maybe it wasn't totally socially appropriate, but I put it in the forum which was supposed to be the more free-for-all. It posts a warning before entering ...

Mod: Was it a no-no?


Back to the topic:
Who is he??
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OK, edited picture ... taking the other person out of the picture and "blurring" the tasty morsel ...
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... San Antonio ... about a week or 10 days ago ...

Who is he?
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... someone has got to know him! He hangs out (no pun intended) in this forum and with this crowd ... but the SA Version of DFWStangs ...
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... someone has got to know him! He hangs out (no pun intended) in this forum and with this crowd ... but the SA Version of DFWStangs ...
WTF there is no SA version of dfwstangs. We are the one and the fuckn only woman and dont you forget it

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We need tits first.

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I know that guy
Thanks! Who is he?









Oh, and here are some bewbs for the howling crowd ... sorry, but they's gots some mileage on 'em.
It was the best picture I could find on Images.Google.com to get you to go sit on the STFU Couch for a while until I find out who this dude is ...

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his name is Joe....and I will give you his last name once you post up a picture of yourself, so we can judge who we are dealing with here
Joe Mama?

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Wow. All I wanted was a lead on someone ... Yeesh! Ya'll gotta make it some sort of bitch-hunt ...

No, I won't show my bewbs ... they are privately owned.
No, I won't close my cum guzzler because typing does not use that particular talent.
No, it's not a fake ... I have pictures.

OK ... Can anyone identify this person?





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Wasn't me!
Obviously. There hasn't been a woman looking for you since you stayed out on your bike after the street lights came on in 1994.

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....and I will give you his last name once you post up a picture of yourself, so we can judge who we are dealing with here
You didn't like the droopy Uma Thurman picture? I tried ... LOL!

OK, here's a partial pix of me ... the bewbs that seem to make all the difference on this forum. Halloween, so pardon the outfit and the light stick in the cleavage.

So, Jo who?

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FlashStang, the mod removed the original picture because it showed "a bit too much." That was the edit.

I re-posted the pix with the other person removed and blurred the sausage so as to remove the porn-ish interpretation ...
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You didn't like the droopy Uma Thurman picture? I tried ... LOL!

OK, here's a partial pix of me ... the bewbs that seem to make all the difference on this forum. Halloween, so pardon the outfit and the light stick in the cleavage.

So, Jo who?
Are you old?

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Are you old?
Yup. Probably old enough to be your Mom.
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Yup. Probably old enough to be your Mom.
The tits look pretty epic so I'll role play. Yes mommy, I've been bad. Is it punishment time?

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The tits look pretty epic so I'll role play. Yes mommy, I've been bad. Is it punishment time?

Ewwww.


And no, they are not epic tiddies -- it is an optical illusion. Since I leaned over to show the camera my cleavage, da bewbs are in the foreground making them look much more impressive than they are in real life. LOL!

I just want to know who he is ... I've no fantasy of this "mommy-punishes-me-game." Sorry, hon. I'll pass on that offering.

So, who knows him? Come on, someone's gotta know the pole-smoker in the picture.
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I am pretty sure we have already discussed this
So ... his name?

I held up my end of the bargain, I posted a pix of ME and even a bewbs shot ...
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What does a mountain lion have to do with some old broad who needs some young dick?

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Ewwww.


And no, they are not epic tiddies -- it is an optical illusion. Since I leaned over to show the camera my cleavage, da bewbs are in the foreground making them look much more impressive than they are in real life. LOL!

I just want to know who he is ... I've no fantasy of this "mommy-punishes-me-game." Sorry, hon. I'll pass on that offering.

So, who knows him? Come on, someone's gotta know the pole-smoker in the picture.
Listen bitch, I don't really care if you want to role play. Take off your shirt, smile like a doughnut and peck like a chicken. With that many years of experience, I bet you can suck my soul out of my dick, and I'm not doing anything with my soul so...

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without a face shot, we can't confirm who this is, until your side of the bargain is paid in full, I am not saying anything. Picture must be full frontal shot including entire body and face. That picture could have been taken from anywhere on the internet, just like the other picture you posted.
You drive a hard bargain... Something ain't right...

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What does a mountain lion have to do with some old broad who needs some young dick?
... I have no interest in foolin' around with a guy who sucks other guys' dicks.

And I am not the "cougar" type.... I like guys with a little wisdom, talent, and experience -- no puppies, I have a full-grown wolf.

I never offered to phuck him; I just wanted to know who he is ...

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You drive a hard bargain... Something ain't right...
I agree ... methinks it may be HIM ...

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without a face shot, we can't confirm who this is, until your side of the bargain is paid in full, I am not saying anything. Picture must be full frontal shot including entire body and face. That picture could have been taken from anywhere on the internet, just like the other picture you posted.
Any picture can be taken from the internet .... just because I say it is me and post something up, you have to take my word for it. The previous picture or the next -- you'll say the same thing.

I think you are just fishin' for the sake of fishin' -- and it's either YOU or you really don't know who he is ...

I am done posting up pictures of ME. Enough bargaining and bullshitting.

Either someone shares his name or y'all don't. Easy as that. I played along for a while, but this becomes tiresome and boring now ...

I joined up here, and posted the one picture of the guy because he is a part of DWFStangs, and someone knows him and his wife. If I get a name -- great; if I don't, the WTFE .... (Hence, the ONEShotWonder username, hon.)

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