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I challenge Seb and JKD

I'll take you both on in a no hold's barred open style, comp. I'll unleash my Black Crane technique on you two.

Or I can slay you in LazerTag. Your choice.

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I'll take you both on in a no hold's barred open style, comp. I'll unleash my Black Crane technique on you two.

Or I can slay you in LazerTag. Your choice.


So it took this long for your legs and elbow to heal up?

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So it took this long for your legs and elbow to heal up?

It's hard to recover from 250lbs of short BJJ nerd leaning on them all night.

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It's hard to recover from 250lbs of short BJJ nerd leaning on them all night.

Maybe you should have moved. I do recall the stand up portion didn't end to well either.

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How in the fuck is it fair to challenge a fat guy to Laser tag when I clearly can't hide behind anything??!?!

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How in the fuck is it fair to challenge a fat guy to Laser tag when I clearly can't hide behind anything??!?!

Now that was some funny shit.


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How in the fuck is it fair to challenge a fat guy to Laser tag when I clearly can't hide behind anything??!?!
they make it fair by using the same size vest. So even a rhinoceros can only be hit in the same 6 spots.

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Maybe you should have moved. I do recall the stand up portion didn't end to well either.
I didn't want to hurt you, dude. LOL I'll fight you straight boxing. No karate crap. hahahaha

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I didn't want to hurt you, dude. LOL I'll fight you straight boxing. No karate crap. hahahaha
No sweet kicks like you tried to hit seb with?

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How in the fuck is it fair to challenge a fat guy to Laser tag when I clearly can't hide behind anything??!?!
Last we went to Main Event I was awarded with Laser Tag Assasin. Hear that STEVE?! ASSASIN!

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they make it fair by using the same size vest. So even a rhinoceros can only be hit in the same 6 spots.

Shouldn't you be some place with your finger down your throat?

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No sweet kicks like you tried to hit seb with?

Not to dig on you. But your's wern't much prettier.


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No sweet kicks like you tried to hit seb with?

I was ummm.......playin around. Seb was the only one who was mad. hahahaha

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I didn't want to hurt you, dude. LOL I'll fight you straight boxing. No karate crap. hahahaha
Watching you do the one leg hop up and down dance was funny when you were taken those leg kicks....over and over....

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I was ummm.......playin around. Seb was the only one who was mad. hahahaha

I wasn't mad till you hit me about 3 times.


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Watching you do the one leg hop up and down dance was funny when you were taken those leg kicks....over and over....

You're lucky I didn't wanna hurt you when you tried for that arm bar. I was just about to pick up while you were holding onto my arm and slam u to the ground. But I'm a nice Christian guy.

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I wasn't mad till you hit me about 3 times.
I'm never fighting tall guys again.

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LOL, thanks guys. I needed the laugh today.

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I challenge SEB to a thumb wrestling match. I am coming along with my therapy. I need to match myself against a weaker opponent to test my strength in my thumb before I step up and challenge the heavy pinners.....
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I challenge SEB to a thumb wrestling match. I am coming along with my therapy. I need to match myself against a weaker opponent to test my strength in my thumb before I step up and challenge the heavy pinners.....

LOL Heavier opponets. next time we get to hang out. Where gonna have to have a beer chugin contest or do shots or something. God to rest from all this fighting. Getting you ass kicked hurts to much.


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LOL Heavier opponets. next time we get to hang out. Where gonna have to have a beer chugin contest or do shots or something. God to rest from all this fighting. Getting you ass kicked hurts to much.

We're getting to old for this shit.

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Shouldn't you be some place with your finger down your throat?
I'm more of an anorexic than a bulimic.

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He would rather starve himself then binge and purge.

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He would rather starve himself then binge and purge.

Thanks. I hate all these I SMARTER THEN YOU PEOPLE. Or maybe Im just dumb. BUt still lets keep it more to simple words. Not everyone is a College Grad.


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LOL Heavier opponets. next time we get to hang out. Where gonna have to have a beer chugin contest or do shots or something. God to rest from all this fighting. Getting you ass kicked hurts to much.
Only beer for me unless you want to fight. Liquor gives me courage and I usually end up hurt or in jail. Thats been 10 years or so...
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Last we went to Main Event I was awarded with Laser Tag Assasin. Hear that STEVE?! ASSASIN!
I think you mis-understood, that was "Laser Tag Ass."

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Only beer for me unless you want to fight. Liquor gives me courage and I usually end up hurt or in jail. Thats been 10 years or so...

Well at teh rate im going in the fighting dept. You shouldn't have to much of a problem whoopin me.

But Im the same way. I get really cocky when I get drunk & I look for fights. But I only do it at bars with people I don't know.


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Only beer for me unless you want to fight. Liquor gives me courage and I usually end up hurt or in jail. Thats been 10 years or so...
I'll fight anyone as long as I am allowed to use a morphine pump!
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Well at teh rate im going in the fighting dept. You shouldn't have to much of a problem whoopin me.

But Im the same way. I get really cocky when I get drunk & I look for fights. But I only do it at bars with people I don't know.
You need to hang with more brothers. When we get drunk we chill and laugh. White folks always yell and wanna fight when they get drunk..............or they the turn into "close-talkers" LOL I'm like, dude, back up.

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You need to hang with more brothers. When we get drunk we chill and laugh. White folks always yell and wanna fight when they get drunk..............or they the turn into "close-talkers" LOL I'm like, dude, back up.
lmao.....so true.
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You need to hang with more brothers. When we get drunk we chill and laugh. White folks always yell and wanna fight when they get drunk..............or they the turn into "close-talkers" LOL I'm like, dude, back up.
In my experience with "Brothers" when they get drunk they start talking shit about the white folk and end up getting their asses kicked...


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In my experience with "Brothers" when they get drunk they start talking shit about the white folk and end up getting their asses kicked...

JC is a bad dude. I will pass on that ass kicking.


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last time i checked Chuck Yeager wasn't a bomber .......

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Yeager

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kids keep you out of trouble because you can't afford to do shit anymore, can't afford bail and a baby sitter.
And by the time they leave home (which they never really do) they have worn your ass out trying to keep them alive! You're either to tired to get into trouble, you just don't give a crap what people say to you anymore, or you are physically unable too. Life is a bitch and then you die.
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You need to hang with more brothers. When we get drunk we chill and laugh. White folks always yell and wanna fight when they get drunk..............or they the turn into "close-talkers" LOL I'm like, dude, back up.
One of my homeboys is from Mississippi and after we get good and drunk we can't understand each other at all. Not a fucking word.
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You need to hang with more brothers. When we get drunk we chill and laugh. White folks always yell and wanna fight when they get drunk..............or they the turn into "close-talkers" LOL I'm like, dude, back up.

I went into a "no whites" bar on Cedar Creek Lake with a brother friend. I went in first and the whole place got really quiet and all eyes were on me. At that moment, I felt like Reginald Denny must have felt. My bro came in behind me and said, "It's cool." No problem the rest of the evening shooting pool...there was no C&W on the jukebox though.
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