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View Poll Results: How big is AL P's COCK ?
0-4 inches 16 20.51%
5-7 inches 8 10.26%
8-9 inches 3 3.85%
10 inches or more 4 5.13%
AL P has a vagina 32 41.03%
AL P has a pencil dick, but it's really long 5 6.41%
AL P has a lot of girth, but it's 2 inches long 10 12.82%
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post #1 of 43 (permalink) Old 04-03-2002, 11:56 AM Thread Starter
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How big is AL P's COCK ?

Just curious. I am not coming on to AL, nor am I secretly Leon with password priviledges.

I hear it is of legendary proportions, so let's have it !
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post #2 of 43 (permalink) Old 04-03-2002, 11:59 AM
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post #3 of 43 (permalink) Old 04-03-2002, 12:00 PM
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TMI. You must be really bored at work today.
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Dude.....

Dude....How do you know he's got a chicken????

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uhhh, chris... why would you wanna know??? send his woman a PM or something, geeze.

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Chris is going for The Ultimate Story.

So far he's done The Boat Story.
The Poop on the Porch Story.
The Friday Nite sotry.

Now, the ultimate clincher....The AL P STORY.


(hold me, I'm scared!)
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a true lady never tells.........i have a smile on my face all the time though!
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a true lady never tells.........i have a smile on my face all the time though!
You mean it stretches across town!?!?!?

and all this time I thought those were power lines!
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post #11 of 43 (permalink) Old 04-03-2002, 12:10 PM
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If everyone MUST know, it is only 8 to 9 inches but it has the girth of a small oil tanker....
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post #12 of 43 (permalink) Old 04-03-2002, 12:12 PM
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Thumbs down uhhhhhh????

There a few things in life I do not want to know and this subject is one of them...

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If everyone MUST know, it is only 8 to 9 inches but it has the girth of a small oil tanker....
So that's where the nickname "Little Valdez" came from.
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Actually the actual size of Al's penis crossed my mind because of a post Michelle made.


Al, why not whip it out at Sonic? Then we can name you Sonic Dick.
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Actually the actual size of Al's penis crossed my mind because of a post Michelle made.


Al, why not whip it out at Sonic? Then we can name you Sonic Dick.
LOL!!!! he actually has some CLASS and doesn't go around showing his dick or ass in public to get some attention.
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You're right, he's pretty classy...
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thats for sure!NASTY,why do you care about his privates?
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by 93LXHORSE
Just curious. I am not coming on to AL, nor am I secretly Leon with password priviledges.

I hear it is of legendary proportions, so let's have it !
[/QUOTEd]dude you sound like your gay or you have some serious issues!
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post #19 of 43 (permalink) Old 04-04-2002, 08:37 AM
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You're right, he's pretty classy...
LOL- you got me there! lol...well, at least he doesn't whip it out in public though- that would definitely be classless.......
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post #20 of 43 (permalink) Old 04-04-2002, 12:15 PM
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I'm actually planning on a nice little sideshow...kind of like at Lolapalooza (sp?).

I'm going to whip it out at Sonic, drive some nails with it....drive some nails through it, lift a 45 lb. dumbell with it, beat GE senseless with it and then as the grand finale I am going to coat it with that wax for your car off of the infomercial and set it on fire for several minutes and let members of the audience roast marshmallows.....

What do you guys think?
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Wow...close race here....Does he have a pussy or a lil pecker?
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I'm actually planning on a nice little sideshow...kind of like at Lolapalooza (sp?).

I'm going to whip it out at Sonic, drive some nails with it....drive some nails through it, lift a 45 lb. dumbell with it, beat GE senseless with it and then as the grand finale I am going to coat it with that wax for your car off of the infomercial and set it on fire for several minutes and let members of the audience roast marshmallows.....

What do you guys think?
I think I've got $5 dollars for you if you do that.....C'mon I dare ya!!! That would be the coolest thing I have ever saw in my life!
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post #23 of 43 (permalink) Old 04-04-2002, 02:07 PM
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Wow...close race here....Does he have a pussy or a lil pecker?
My vote just put it 11 to 10 in favor of the vagina.

Why the fuck would anybody but michelle care, want to know, or need to.
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post #24 of 43 (permalink) Old 04-05-2002, 02:35 PM
 
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OMG, I just now saw this post. Chris are you bored at work or something?

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post #25 of 43 (permalink) Old 04-06-2002, 06:56 PM
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I'm actually planning on a nice little sideshow...kind of like at Lolapalooza (sp?).

What do you guys think?
I think you're a pussy if you don't! LOL! That's the funniest shit I've ever heard! hahaha!

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Re: How big is AL P's COCK ?

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Just curious. I am not coming on to AL, nor am I secretly Leon with password priviledges.

I hear it is of legendary proportions, so let's have it !
What a QUEER question.
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Uncle Al does not have a penis.

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Damn Billy, were you doing a search on cock or something?!?!?!?
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tow a car with it?

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I'm actually planning on a nice little sideshow...kind of like at Lolapalooza (sp?).

I'm going to whip it out at Sonic, drive some nails with it....drive some nails through it, lift a 45 lb. dumbell with it, beat GE senseless with it and then as the grand finale I am going to coat it with that wax for your car off of the infomercial and set it on fire for several minutes and let members of the audience roast marshmallows.....

What do you guys think?
use it for a jackstand
or tie it to a honda and hold it back
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a true lady never tells.........i have a smile on my face all the time though!
You are smiling or do you mean laugh.
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Everyone remain calm, no need to panic, I'm still hung like a donkey....
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Everyone remain calm, no need to panic, I'm still hung like a donkey....
Gross.

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