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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 06-26-2007, 11:52 AM Thread Starter
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Foofinator is a bitch

What kind of a friend doesn't go to one of his buddies bachlor parties, instead he is going to an ex-girlfriends birthday party. Thats bullshit, all the boys are going to the titty bar and that little pussy isn't going to show. Foof, don't be a bitch, be a man, come to the titty bar.
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bros before hoes dawg
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yeah, thats a total fucking bitchmove. PUSSY!
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lol, first time I met the guy we were at HPP and he left to go "learn how to scuba dive"


Said his sister bought him lessons or some shit
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foof, ima punch you in the taint at the next Plano GTG if you dont go

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cheaper lapdance?
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I'll take his place.



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Which one is going to get him laid? I'm just sayin...

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So what if he doesn't want to go watch a bunch of skanky hoes?



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So basically he would rather go get cock-teased for free by a girl that he's already had instead of paying some stangers to do it...

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Its some girls birthday party, versus a night out with the boys looking at tits and ass, I vote tits and ass
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Why sweat it, all that means is more tits for you!


Well, unless you need his body count to pitch in on the night? $$$$$
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post #13 of 26 (permalink) Old 06-26-2007, 02:53 PM
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Pay for ass.. get ass for free... pay for ass... get ass for free.

Donnie, you may not know what it is like to get poon without having to cancel your order for the stroker motor to pay for it. But it's pretty nice, take my word for it and live vicariously for a moment.

To all you dumb ass mothafuckas, my ass was at the PARTNERS WEDDING SHOWER to show support for my buddy.

It's a 21st birthday party that has been planned since before this wedding and I promised I'd be there. Considering it's in Austin, I can't make both.. or I definitely would.

Also I learned about the bachelors party this week.. fucking ADD asshole never gives any advanced notice about anything.

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Pay for ass.. get ass for free... pay for ass... get ass for free.

Donnie, you may not know what it is like to get poon without having to cancel your order for the stroker motor to pay for it. But it's pretty nice, take my word for it and live vicariously for a moment.

To all you dumb ass mothafuckas, my ass was at the PARTNERS WEDDING SHOWER to show support for my buddy.

It's a 21st birthday party that has been planned since before this wedding and I promised I'd be there. Considering it's in Austin, I can't make both.. or I definitely would.

Also I learned about the bachelors party this week.. fucking ADD asshole never gives any advanced notice about anything.
Alright I'll give it to you that Womack can't give anybody more than 2 minutes notice on shit, the fuckers mind doesn't work that far in advance, but still bachlor party and fully nude women, you could call me ten minutes in advance and I would be there. Also just because I'm married doesn't mean I don't get laid, for some reason my wife still finds my fat ass attractive and I get it alot, thank god.
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No doubt. Bails on one of his best friends bachelor party for some chick he already fucked and will be there after. He won't get another shot at his friend's party.



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Haha Steve, you asshole.

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Haha Steve, you asshole.

Asshole? That's not being an asshole. An asshole would tell everyone here at Leghumpers.com (A.K.A DFWstangs.net) that you have a HOT, BLONDE, SINGLE SISTER that you have tried to hide from everyone!!!






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Asshole? That's not being an asshole. An asshole would tell everyone here at Leghumpers.com (A.K.A DFWstangs.net) that you have a HOT, BLONDE, SINGLE SISTER that you have tried to hide from everyone!!!






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Being an asshole would be posting the personal cell phone number of your hot, swinger wife.

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post #22 of 26 (permalink) Old 06-29-2007, 04:55 PM
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Pay for ass.. get ass for free... pay for ass... get ass for free.
Funny! But go to the B.P. and then go and give her the birthday present from hell!

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Asshole? That's not being an asshole. An asshole would tell everyone here at Leghumpers.com (A.K.A DFWstangs.net) that you have a HOT, BLONDE, SINGLE SISTER that you have tried to hide from everyone!!!






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post #24 of 26 (permalink) Old 06-30-2007, 07:07 PM
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Also I learned about the bachelors party this week.. fucking ADD asshole never gives any advanced notice about anything.
I found out four hours before meeting time and I made it.
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Asshole? That's not being an asshole. An asshole would tell everyone here at Leghumpers.com (A.K.A DFWstangs.net) that you have a HOT, BLONDE, SINGLE SISTER that you have tried to hide from everyone!!!






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Forget that, I have dibs.

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