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Bored at work and I came to the conclusion that I am better than everybody on this website. Prove me wrong.

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You may be faster, skinnier, have more money, a better car...but you will NEVAR look better...



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You may be faster, skinnier, have more money, a better car...but you will NEVAR look better...



*Fat Bast*rd- "I'm dead sexy, look at mah sexy bodeh"
Apparently, he's not gayer than you either.
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Bored at work and I came to the conclusion that I am better than everybody on this website. Prove me wrong.

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Wait till you get off daddy's nuts and you pay for your own shit
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Wait till you get off daddy's nuts and you pay for your own shit
lolz, if my parents were in the piano business then I would have a wicked sweet piano I do pay for mods/gas/maint however

And ill be rocking my ragged 50k mile cobra till the mofo blows up

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Apparently, he's not gayer than you either.

eh, it was a joke...not hard to tell
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eh, it was a joke...not hard to tell
But you don't deny the gay charges brought against you? I now see why you drive a Neon.
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But you don't deny the gay charges brought against you? I now see why you drive a Neon.

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Bored at work and I came to the conclusion that I am better than everybody on this website. Prove me wrong.

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you proved it yourself by tooting your own horn buck-o

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But you don't deny the gay charges brought against you? I now see why you drive a Neon.

You knew he was gay when he admitted he drives a 03/04 Cobra. Not much gayer then that.

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You knew he was gay when he admitted he drives a 03/04 Cobra. Not much gayer then that.
only an LS1

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It means be advised, Iím mean nasty and tired. I eat constintino wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters. So you go and hump somebody elseís leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.

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It means be advised, Iím mean nasty and tired. I eat constintino wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters. So you go and hump somebody elseís leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.

You're one badass hobbitt.

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You're one badass hobbitt.
Its a quote from a movie. I was looking for another quote from the same movie but didn't feel like investing the time.

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Its a quote from a movie. I was looking for another quote from the same movie but didn't feel like investing the time.
Heartbreak Ridge...

What quote were you looking for?
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What ever comes after he lays out that big fucker.

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Heartbreak Ridge...

What quote were you looking for?
I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together

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post #20 of 49 (permalink) Old 06-06-2007, 01:14 PM Thread Starter
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You knew he was gay when he admitted he drives a 03/04 Cobra. Not much gayer then that.
We need to run man
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Im never bored at WORK, That makes me better than you.
Correction, I am at least 30 times more productive than you and have finished my work up until march of next year. Also on my lunch break today, me and Chuck Norris went to get some Chicken n' Rice, then we played a few rounds of golf. I kicked his ass.
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LOL, here we go again.

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LOL, here we go again.
Haha.

DOHCTR, Even with what you have planned for your car (if I remember the thread correctly) you'll have your hands full with Steve's car. No nut swinging here, just simply doing the math.

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lolz, if my parents were in the piano business then I would have a wicked sweet piano I do pay for mods/gas/maint however

And ill be rocking my ragged 50k mile cobra till the mofo blows up


Damn skippy
Poor Capps, all daddy bought you was a cobra with 50k miles.

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I guess I'm the only one here with the big ass wing. I believe that slides me up passed ya.
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And you're back down to normal.

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I guess I'm the only one here with the big ass wing. I believe that slides me up passed ya.
Nothing to brag about there sir.
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I guess I'm the only one here with the big ass wing. I believe that slides me up passed ya.
Shit man, touche

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Poor Capps, all daddy bought you was a cobra with 50k miles.
Who am I to complain? Again, if I had parents in the piano business, I woul have a killer piano. And Why do you throw this out there every chance you get?
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Shit man, touche


Who am I to complain? Again, if I had parents in the piano business, I woul have a killer piano. And Why do you throw this out there every chance you get?
Because I told him his mom's pussy smells like bologna and burnt rubber when I'm finished with it.

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Because I told him his mom's pussy smells like bologna and burnt rubber when I'm finished with it.

Joe.
LOL!
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You're slower, shorter, worse looking than me, drive a cheaper car, make less money, and have an uglier girlfriend than I do.

I realize that some of those are a matter of opinion.



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You're slower, shorter, worse looking than me, drive a cheaper car, make less money, and have an uglier girlfriend than I do.

I realize that some of those are a matter of opinion.
I can eat more Bueno that you!!
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You're slower, shorter, worse looking than me, drive a cheaper car, make less money, and have an uglier girlfriend than I do.

I realize that some of those are a matter of opinion.
ye, yes, no, yes, yes, no....

and those are facts.
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Damn, trumped again!
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You're slower, shorter, worse looking than me, drive a cheaper car, make less money, and have an uglier girlfriend than I do.

I realize that some of those are a matter of opinion.
when did "huge nerd" become attractive to women?

oh wait, you meant your attractiveness to the gays, my bad
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when did "huge nerd" become attractive to women?

oh wait, you meant your attractiveness to the gays, my bad
Women tend to like guys with stable, well paying jobs.



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Poor Capps, all daddy bought you was a cobra with 50k miles.
didn't your dad buy your car?
and a new car when you complained about the first one?
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didn't your dad buy your car?
and a new car when you complained about the first one?
LOL!
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didn't your dad buy your car?
and a new car when you complained about the first one?

burn...wish somebody bought my shit for me "Mommy, they're making fun of me again, get rid of this car and get me a new one."
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only an LS1
yeah its easier for you to talk shit about LS1's your probably just saying that because guys with ls1's are always beating you and getting cocky about it well guess what, deal with it your the dumbass that baught a slow ass money sink. mustangs are peices of shit they always will be. your just jealos because those idiots at ford couldnt come up with a way to hold a candle to a chevy without forced induction well sorry ls1+forced induction= watching mustangs disapear in the rearveiw mirror.
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yeah its easier for you to talk shit about LS1's your probably just saying that because guys with ls1's are always beating you and getting cocky about it well guess what, deal with it your the dumbass that baught a slow ass money sink. mustangs are peices of shit they always will be. your just jealos because those idiots at ford couldnt come up with a way to hold a candle to a chevy without forced induction well sorry ls1+forced induction= watching mustangs disapear in the rearveiw mirror.
My car has never lost to an LS1.

PS you're grammer sux.

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My car has never lost to an LS1.

PS you're grammer sux.
You have to race one to lose to one first....
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LS1 + forced induction = time for a new shortblock.


99mongoose is slow and can't spell.

BTW, the rearview mirror trick doesn't work if you have a gutted out piece of shit to run with full weight mustangs! Every ounce counts when you don't make power.

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