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Exclamation Well...since I'm limited to the smackatorium...

...and free speech here, I have prepared an official statement:



The Raven is a flaming, rainbow clad homosexual wannabe tough guy door man with questionable judgement on a public message board who hangs out with underage girls at clubs he works at on the side...and his boyfriends are his closest (or is it closet?) confindants


True story...anyone seen his bike lately?
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I love the cock!


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...and free speech here, I have prepared an official statement:



The Raven is a flaming, rainbow clad homosexual wannabe tough guy door man with questionable judgement on a public message board who hangs out with underage girls at clubs he works at on the side...and his boyfriends are his closest (or is it closet?) confindants who could still kick my ass with both hands tied behind his back or breaking a sweat.

FIXED!

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... I wish I could get Raven's throw away girls just to look in my direction.

Probably true.

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... I wish I could get Raven's throw away girls just to look in my direction.
Double post

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on a 1-10 clever scale, I give this a .75
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i like the bike pic.. made me giggle.
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photoediting skills are right on par with your smacktalk skills
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on a 1-10 clever scale, I give this a .75

Thanks....but no one asked for your opinion
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Well folks, it appears that JKD now wants to kick my ass for whatever reason thought up by the "majority"...
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You want a shovel bro? maybe a backhoe? you're doin a lotta diggin man!

but LOL @ the flamin raven! ahahahh
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Well folks, it appears that JKD now wants to kick my ass for whatever reason thought up by the "majority"...

LOL, no I don't.


I just find the abuse you bring on yourself funny. I've got Verizon here at my house updating us to FIOS. So I'm passin the time at your expense.

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You want a shovel bro? maybe a backhoe? you're doin a lotta diggin man!

but LOL @ the flamin raven! ahahahh
hahaha..for real....earth mover maybe?

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LOL @ the flamin' raven!



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I just find the abuse you bring on yourself funny.


You are but a few that actually "get the joke"...and glad I could assist you in passing the time on yet another waste of a day during working hours...





*Sidenote - I just realized that I now share with BlackSnake1996 the honor of only a few of being able to post in the Smack during their tenure on this board...yay...meanwhile, he is free to post *

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hahaha..for real....earth mover maybe?

See...you guys are all about the hard labor...


Dynamite for the win! LOL
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lol Since when did you need the excuse of being limited to the smackatorium to bag on me.

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Oh, and FWIW, my bike looks alot better than that one, rainbow aside.

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Maverick, shut your cum dumpster and get to digging.
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Maverick, shut your cum dumpster and get to digging.

And be stuck in the same black merciless hole as you? No thanks...at least I'm taller
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Thanks....but no one asked for your opinion
lmao, uhh... you realize nobody asked for yours, right?
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You are but a few that actually "get the joke"...and glad I could assist you in passing the time on yet another waste of a day during working hours...





*Sidenote - I just realized that I now share with BlackSnake1996 the honor of only a few of being able to post in the Smack during their tenure on this board...yay...meanwhile, he is free to post *

yeah but he's not a cum guzzling butt muncher either

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lmao, uhh... you realize nobody asked for yours, right?

what, you didn't see the thread titled "James where for art thou!?"

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FINALLY...the smack is starting to revive itself...



I've now seen what you all supposedly can dish out...
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you know what's fucking sad? posting up in the asshole section of a forum where nobody wants you around... just fucking leave
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If you don't leave I'm going to beat the shit out of you with my flip flops!!

Whoa Forrest, such anger!

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you know what's fucking sad? posting up in the asshole section of a forum where nobody wants you around... just fucking leave



Such bottled up anger! (probably sexual performance related)



Here ya go Forrest...


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you know what's fucking sad? posting up in the asshole section of a forum where nobody wants you around... just fucking leave

Oh, but he does it to entertain us...


I know that you'd rather make me the antagonist here James, but I wasn't the only mod to want you gone, it was pretty much a unanimous decision. Pretty sad to get banished for no particular offense, other than being a geniune self-serving asshole.

*disclaimer* That was not an attempt to talk smack, just the simple truth.

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You are but a few that actually "get the joke"...and glad I could assist you in passing the time on yet another waste of a day during working hours...





*Sidenote - I just realized that I now share with BlackSnake1996 the honor of only a few of being able to post in the Smack during their tenure on this board...yay...meanwhile, he is free to post *
At least now I can appreciate its humor. I try not to laugh at you, but its really much funnier from this side of the fence.
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on a 1-10 clever scale, I give this a .75
ehh..

.075 @ best.
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Such bottled up anger! (probably sexual performance related)



Here ya go Forrest...


nah, I actually got laid thrice this weekend... and my anger isn't bottled up, it's out there for the world to see... much like your douchebaggery
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LMFAO! I knew it was quiet around here. Who do I need to buy a beer for??
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So James were you able to make the cruise?
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So James were you able to make the cruise?
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What the hell are you clowns talking about??? I said I wasn't going to make it (run/drive a car - not legal per NHRA tech), so I worked on a car...


Almighty dollar > any "honor" or "pride"...
I'm thinking...no.
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Didn't read that part.
That was in the other thread here in the smack. Not this one. You didn't miss it.
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So he had a list for people to say something to his face or race him at the cruise or forever shut up...and he didn't make it?
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So he had a list for people to say something to his face or race him at the cruise or forever shut up...and he didn't make it?

I was out of town, but LMMFAO!!!! You fat fucking pussy. James, I'm glad you're gone.
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...and free speech here, I have prepared an official statement:



The Raven is a flaming, rainbow clad homosexual wannabe tough guy door man with questionable judgement on a public message board who hangs out with underage girls at clubs he works at on the side...and his boyfriends are his closest (or is it closet?) confindants


True story...anyone seen his bike lately?
LOLz at you criticizing somebody else for being a "wannabe tough guy" with "questionable judgement."


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nah, I actually got laid thrice this weekend... and my anger isn't bottled up, it's out there for the world to see... much like your douchebaggery
He was referring to your lack of performance, not the trying. You probably got a C- for effort.

...at best.
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Oh, but he does it to entertain us...


I know that you'd rather make me the antagonist here James, but I wasn't the only mod to want you gone, it was pretty much a unanimous decision. Pretty sad to get banished for no particular offense, other than being a geniune self-serving asshole.

*disclaimer* That was not an attempt to talk smack, just the simple truth.

Names...and I received no warning whatsoever, except for your "don't worry, you're next" comment - hardly "unanimous" by any means...


Be a man...fess up
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nah, I actually got laid thrice this weekend... and my anger isn't bottled up, it's out there for the world to see... much like your douchebaggery

Nobody wants to see you and a sheep getting it on on Youtube hillbilly...
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