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Did they put this forum together for all the mini mushroom tip dudes to vent your anger at the world? I know I've gotten in here a few times and it seems like you involuntary celibate gaylords have some pinned up frustrations. My suggestion to you guys is to poke a hole in your mattress' and fuck the shit out of that twin, full, queen or king size mattress.

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Too bad you didn't total that bike like you did your mustang.
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Too bad you didn't total that bike like you did your mustang.

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My suggestion to you guys is to poke a hole in your mattress' and fuck the shit out of that twin, full, queen or king size mattress.

I tried that already... but I'm still frustrated

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post #8 of 32 (permalink) Old 02-02-2007, 04:32 PM
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i like the involuntary celibate part.

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i like the involuntary celibate part.
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I tried fucking a mattress once. It wasn't as good as the wild sex I had with that one sheep.

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Ha! Try fucking a couple of pieces of carpet!

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post #15 of 32 (permalink) Old 02-03-2007, 10:48 AM
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Did they put this forum together for all the mini mushroom tip dudes to vent your anger at the world? I know I've gotten in here a few times and it seems like you involuntary celibate gaylords have some pinned up frustrations. My suggestion to you guys is to poke a hole in your mattress' and fuck the shit out of that twin, full, queen or king size mattress.
What exactly are 'pinned up' frustrations?
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What exactly are 'pinned up' frustrations?
Maybe it's an angry pin up model.





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What exactly are 'pinned up' frustrations?
They're pinned up while he's waiting for his mom to so them.


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I feal stupider after reading what I righted.
makes since to me, but its better then some people can do
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I tried that already... but I'm still frustrated
LOL, your comments never cease to amaze me. I think you gotta have a package first love.

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My suggestion to you guys is to poke a hole in your mattress' and fuck the shit out of that twin, full, queen or king size mattress.
I have an air matress..........and carpet burn on my pee-pee doesn't sound too exciting.


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LOL, your comments never cease to amaze me. I think you gotta have a package first love.

no wonder it didn't do anything for me

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Holy shit some of the responses were hiliarious. I'm sorry about the pinned instead of pent but my hooked on phonics tapes did not arrive in time. Never the less you guys made me laugh... some disappointed so work on your shit.

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Too bad you didn't total that bike like you did your mustang.

I actually almost did, so you were close. Almost killed myself to, but to strong for that.

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