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post #1 of 35 (permalink) Old 12-23-2006, 03:06 PM Thread Starter
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Little BITCH!!`

heres to the little asshat that cut me off today. You name the time and place. I dont give a fuck if its in your dead mothers living room.


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Im driving Norht on the tollway coming home from work. Im in my Fiances car, 03 GT. he gets beside me and is trying to race me. Her car has wheels and a drop thats it, in otherwards its very slow. Well i slow down and let him do what he wants and i get over behind a Jaguar that is behind him. well he gets over and jams on the brakes gets up beside me and starts again. Well his buddies start to laugh and start making the pussy sign to me. ok what ever. i have a n open spot to my right and i get over. about the time im passing that jag again hes in the far left lane and just gets over across in front of me and exits at legacy. Damn near takes me out, luckily i saw it coming. fast forward im getting her car washed at the car wash at Preston and Stonebrook. Well guess who pulls up. this little arabian looking gook. I said to him "nice driving." he tells me hes been to school for drifting. I laughed at him. I said "No im talking about when you cut me off earlier" he said "fuck you" I laughed again. He kept running his mouth. The manager proceeded to come over and asked him to leave. He sped off with his thong up his ass. and i got my money back from the car wash. Oh and he was in an 06 silver GT with paper tags. Bone stock. SO if your reading this send me a pm. Im ready and waiting.

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that's like saying pussy is over rated... or oxygen... BULLSHIT!!! too much HP is almost enough!!

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Add a bed... Subtract clothes...Divide legs...And pray you don't multiply.
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post #2 of 35 (permalink) Old 12-23-2006, 03:12 PM
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free carwash ftw!!
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should have beat his ass there.

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that sounds like one bad 06
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post #5 of 35 (permalink) Old 12-23-2006, 04:18 PM
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Let me see if I have this right..... You had him there in person and didn't do anything. Then you go home a post on the internet you want him to PM you so you can kick his ass?
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Sorry Jason, i thought i would show you my new car.

You should have stabbed the fucker, especially if he was right there in front of me.

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post #7 of 35 (permalink) Old 12-23-2006, 04:38 PM
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See, I get some nice rims and make my car look mean, and some teenage kids wants to race it. Man did I call it or what. See you next weekend John if not on Wednesday.


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Fucking gook ass nigger.
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post #9 of 35 (permalink) Old 12-23-2006, 04:56 PM
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See, I get some nice rims and make my car look mean, and some teenage kids wants to race it. Man did I call it or what. See you next weekend John if not on Wednesday.
It happens to the best of us. I will be out there wednesday, i gotta see the new addition to the car.

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post #10 of 35 (permalink) Old 12-23-2006, 05:21 PM
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that sounds like one bad 06
Dont you have a bottle of pills and wine to be taking, you self indulged and depressed faggot?

Sucks Jason, you shouldve beat his ass.

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post #11 of 35 (permalink) Old 12-23-2006, 05:26 PM
 
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Let me see if I have this right..... You had him there in person and didn't do anything. Then you go home a post on the internet you want him to PM you so you can kick his ass?

I was thinking the same thing....
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post #12 of 35 (permalink) Old 12-23-2006, 05:38 PM
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You should have busted his ass then and there.
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post #13 of 35 (permalink) Old 12-23-2006, 07:36 PM
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I was thinking the same thing....
Maybe about 7 years ago i would have.

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Let me see if I have this right..... You had him there in person and didn't do anything. Then you go home a post on the internet you want him to PM you so you can kick his ass?
You ignorant bitch. Not in a public place. Ive done that before and spent too many damn nights in jail.

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Sorry Jason, i thought i would show you my new car.
You should have stabbed the fucker, especially if he was right there in front of me.
LOL. I would have loved to kick his ass. Hell i still might.

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should have beat his ass there.
Buddy of mines carwash. He asked me to just get him to leave. that and there were some kids not too far. That and im a little more reserved than i used to be.

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that sounds like one bad 06
No this guy wasnt that short. Sorry Chris i had too.


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post #14 of 35 (permalink) Old 12-23-2006, 07:40 PM Thread Starter
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Besides I pass this little fucker alot in North frisco and around the mall. Ill find him.

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that's like saying pussy is over rated... or oxygen... BULLSHIT!!! too much HP is almost enough!!

Sex is alot like math...
Add a bed... Subtract clothes...Divide legs...And pray you don't multiply.
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that sounds like one bad 06
Bone stock silver GT or Little Bitch?
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Bone stock silver GT or Little Bitch?
GOOD ONE ricer!

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GOOD ONE ricer!

LOL! Zinger!!
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GOOD ONE ricer!
Haha!

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Haha!

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ISAD96. hahaha. should be RICEME.

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and start making the pussy sign to me.
In all seriousness, how does one make a pussy sign at another person?

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post #21 of 35 (permalink) Old 12-23-2006, 10:31 PM
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In all seriousness, how does one make a pussy sign at another person?
You put your thumbs together and your index fingers together... It makes a diamond shape. This resembles the Poo-nanny. It's a little more insulting if you do the licky motion with your tongue, too, but to each their own.
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I thought it wes the backwards peace sign with the tongue.
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Dont you have a bottle of pills and wine to be taking, you self indulged and depressed faggot?
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shouldnt you be shoudnt you be sucking john force's baby batter into your gas tank so next year you can change your S/N to 1bader06?
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shouldnt you be shoudnt you be sucking john force's baby batter into your gas tank so next year you can change your S/N to 1bader06?
WOW THATS A GOOD ONE! Are you and Blacksnake tugging each others dick as you type? Sounds like someones out of Zoloft.

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You put your thumbs together and your index fingers together... It makes a diamond shape. This resembles the Poo-nanny. It's a little more insulting if you do the licky motion with your tongue, too, but to each their own.
you can also use your middle finger to pull back the top of your idex finger, that'll also made the poo-nahnah symbol
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WOW THATS A GOOD ONE! Are you and Blacksnake tugging each others dick as you type? Sounds like someones out of Zoloft.
wow, another drug joke, thats about as original as a hmmm, a bad06 joke!
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thats about as original as a hmmm, a bad06 joke!
Yeah too bad you used it twice.

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Yeah too bad you used it twice.
santa needs to bring you this for x-mas.

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LOL! Zinger!!
Holy sheeet your avatar is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Damn.. You should have pimp slaped his ass when he said he's been to drifting school..WTF....And then you should have whooped his ass for saying f-you..
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It takes a huge amount of control not to slap the shit out of a "kid" ( I'm only 27) when they display this kind of idiocy. Not to mention the rational thinking of how many people are witnesses to attest of said mudhole stomping that might take place if I approched this kids car and proceeded to drag through his window by his ears. My props to you for control, glad you didn't wreck.


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nuthin worse then a sand nigger talkin crap..

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Kick his ass SEABASS!

Last time some punk smarted off to me like that he ended up making that weird snoring noise while taking an "unplanned nap"....actually kinda freaked me out, but I can laugh about it now.

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Let me see if I have this right..... You had him there in person and didn't do anything. Then you go home a post on the internet you want him to PM you so you can kick his ass?
i've noticed that a lot of people seem to roll pretty hard behind a keyboard, but not so much in person.

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it was not a problem to bring money to his house at 10pm.so why is it a problem to call and bitch.it wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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