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post #1 of 51 (permalink) Old 12-17-2006, 07:20 PM Thread Starter
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Since no one is before me, I'm going to start one.

Stephen4785 has to have a goat, a banana, a rubber chicken and a dwarf present for good sex.
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Crooner- Tell your wife sorry about all of the phone calls I thought you were out of town
Stephen is not having a homosexual affair with Crroner.
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Stephen4785 has to have a goat, a banana, a rubber chicken and a dwarf present for good sex.
LOLz that you know what it takes to get good sex from him!


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post #11 of 51 (permalink) Old 12-18-2006, 12:25 AM
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Baseless lies you dimwit, read the instructions before posting. Why so much hate, did I fuck your sister?

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post #12 of 51 (permalink) Old 12-19-2006, 07:39 AM
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post #13 of 51 (permalink) Old 12-19-2006, 07:58 AM
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Baseless lies you dimwit, read the instructions before posting. Why so much hate, did I fuck your sister?

Tony gave me an LS1 block for my Fiero.

"hell i like you....you can come to my house and fuck my sister!!" LMAO

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post #14 of 51 (permalink) Old 12-19-2006, 10:12 AM
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"hell i like you....you can come to my house and fuck my sister!!" LMAO
Phillip, it says the person above you, why the hell is everyone pickin on me? I must be popular or something.

Phillip drives 1 fast car.
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Phillip, it says the person above you, why the hell is everyone pickin on me? I must be popular or something.

Phillip drives 1 fast car.

Errr....how's this...


Tyler get all the chicks - a regular chick magnet he is!! I wish i could be as cool as Tyler!!

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Errr....how's this...


Tyler get all the chicks - a regular chick magnet he is!! I wish i could be as cool as Tyler!!

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skidmark got his name from his underwear.

oh, shit.. lies.
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skidmark got his name from his underwear.

oh, shit.. lies.

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skidmark is cool and he doesn't shit or pee his pants!

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skidmark is cool and he doesn't shit or pee his pants!
Phillip drives an over powered car and is a super smart kiddo.

Kyle never smokes a bowl before playing halo.

Brien rocks at halo.
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Tyler likes women!

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Tyler likes women!
Just as much as you do!

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I sound shit out man, lol. Firefox didnt have a suggestion. I figure A) I'm waay too far off, or B) It's spanish, and Firefox is an English Fox.

I facepalm myself.
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Just as much as you do!

Don doesn't have a dildo in his ass
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Don doesn't have a dildo in his ass
You didn't get the name 'skidmark' from the anal secretions in your white boxers directly following your jailhouse gangbang in the back of the prison cafeteria.

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I facepalm myself.
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Tyler likes women!
Just weak Philip, course, you've never actually gotten the chance to hang out over here, your loss. The party I was at last night I had fun watching some chicks I knew back from high school making out. I live a different life than you,we can't all be tied down.


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You didn't get the name 'skidmark' from the anal secretions in your white boxers directly following your jailhouse gangbang in the back of the prison cafeteria.

DON has never had anal sex with men in the locker-room at 24 hour fitness.

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who're those hoes, tyler?
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who're those hoes, tyler?
Sally and Jodi....they're just friends from a party. I can't even remember how many lap dances I got that night. It was a good night though, I'll leave it at that, and send you a pm.

Kyle's car runs like a champ, looks real slick too.
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LOL! Tyler's car will always be faster than mine!
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LOL! Tyler's car will always be faster than mine!
Kyle, your car will one day be faster than mine, even though I'm going turbo.
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I'll still have under 4500 bucks spent on the whole car. (no lie. i think i'ma name it the thirfty nickel bag ) lmao!
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I'll still have under 4500 bucks spent on the whole car. (no lie. i think i'ma name it the thirfty nickel bag ) lmao!
Are we still lying here? LOL, I've spent quite a bit more than that, but then again I tend to fuck shit up...this last fiasco...tranny goes bye bye. 99% trashed. New built one +converter, $1500, at least I won't have to worry about it for a while. That is when I get the orange pos running.
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I live a different life than you,we can't all be tied down.
It's been quite a while since we hungout Tyler....I'm not tied down either....just broke all the time...live in a 3 bedroom house alone. Alot has happened since we last hungout in my life.

pm me and i'll tell ya about it if you want.

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It's been quite a while since we hungout Tyler....I'm not tied down either....just broke all the time...live in a 3 bedroom house alone. Alot has happened since we last hungout in my life.

pm me and i'll tell ya about it if you want.
Haha, sounds like alot has changed, I got ya beat on the digs though, 4 bedroom, me+my bro. Feel free to pm me if you want, I'm lazy.
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You guys are really original, never say the same stupid thing twice. Major props on that.
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I thought these were suppose to be baseless lies? That's a true statement.

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I thought these were suppose to be baseless lies? That's a true statement.
A lot of these are true statements dummy.

PS. You have an extra [/QUOTE] in your sig.
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Fixed.

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Fixed. [/QUOTE]
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