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post #1 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-24-2006, 03:53 PM Thread Starter
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lmao, your the only guy i've ever seen restricted to the smack. offer to buy em beer, that might work
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lmao, your the only guy i've ever seen restricted to the smack. offer to buy em beer, that might work
I'm saving that as a last resort.
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Don't do it KJ, the board is so nice without him
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Ban his worthless ass from the Smack while you're at it.
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post #8 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-24-2006, 06:06 PM Thread Starter
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Nice???
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post #9 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-24-2006, 06:17 PM
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Another vote for NO. I like not having to sift through his pointless posts.

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post #11 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-24-2006, 07:53 PM
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post #12 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-24-2006, 07:57 PM
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post #13 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-24-2006, 07:58 PM
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The shady side of my sack used to smell that way on day 2. I started holding a bounce sheet between my balls and my asshole and everything's great now.

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post #14 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-25-2006, 12:25 AM
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Another vote for NO. I like not having to sift through his pointless posts.
They're about the same caliber as yours....

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post #15 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-25-2006, 01:20 AM
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They're about the same caliber as yours....
no shit right, there is a lot of bullshit posts. But because some people don't like blacksnake they want him banned.
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post #16 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-25-2006, 06:43 AM
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The shady side of my sack used to smell that way on day 2. I started holding a bounce sheet between my balls and my asshole and everything's great now.
Eewww! Tainted Taint, nasty.
Why don't you try washing those slimey bastards once in a while ?

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I may grow old but I refuse to .....Well Shit, I forgot what I was gonna say.
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post #17 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-25-2006, 10:10 AM
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WTF did he do?
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post #18 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-25-2006, 05:08 PM
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Where'd your thread about me go, douchebag?
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post #19 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-25-2006, 06:46 PM Thread Starter
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WTF did he do?
Nothing that everyone else doesnt do.
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post #21 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-25-2006, 09:19 PM
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eh the forumns are lame without the e-drama....i say let him come back

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post #22 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-26-2006, 06:28 AM Thread Starter
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eh the forumns are lame without the e-drama....i say let him come back
Your 12 pack is on its way. Thanks man.
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post #23 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-26-2006, 08:59 AM
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A-fucking-men!
who the fuck are you to talk, instigator?!?!

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post #24 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-26-2006, 06:43 PM Thread Starter
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who the fuck are you to talk, instigator?!?!
No shit.
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post #25 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-26-2006, 06:48 PM
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yeah let him back, who the fuck cares.
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post #26 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-26-2006, 07:59 PM Thread Starter
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yeah let him back, who the fuck cares.
Bud Light. Right?
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post #27 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-26-2006, 08:02 PM
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No shit.
I say you fight Steve, and the loser stays banned to the smackatorium permanently.

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I say you fight Steve, and the loser stays banned to the smackatorium permenantly.

Fine by me.

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I say you fight Steve, and the loser stays banned to the smackatorium permanently.
Two men enter, One man leaves.

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post #30 of 77 (permalink) Old 10-26-2006, 08:41 PM
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Fine by me.
I don't know Steve, he learned how to fight by reading a book

I find it ironic that he can read but, he can't write worth a fuck...

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I say you fight Steve, and the loser stays banned to the smackatorium permanently.
If you mean to wrestle around...lol. Or maybe put gloves on and throw a few punches and wrestle? lol again. I have a pretty good feeling that ol Steve might beat me at either, and this site ain't worth an all out cut throat fight.
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lol why not. i think its all in good fun.
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lol why not. i think its all in good fun.
You got it. I like your attitude.
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If you mean to wrestle around...lol. Or maybe put gloves on and throw a few punches and wrestle? lol again. I have a pretty good feeling that ol Steve might beat me at either, and this site ain't worth an all out cut throat fight.
there's nothing cut throat about a 2 second ass-whipping!

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there's nothing cut throat about a 2 second ass-whipping!


I can make an exception in his case and drag it out abit longer. We'l make you the ref and we'll see how long it takes you to make me let go.

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I can make an exception in his case and drag it out abit longer. We'l make you the ref and we'll see how long it takes you to make me let go.
I like Wayne, he's an alright guy in person! I will pull you off after he goes limp and stops making gurgling noises.

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I like Wayne, he's an alright guy in person! I will pull you off after he goes limp and stops making gurgling noises.
He wants to ride me till I go limp? Are you out of your fucking mind. And you want to watch and then pull him off. You sick bastards.
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He wants to ride me till I go limp? Are you out of your fucking mind. And you want to watch and then pull him off. You sick bastards.

We can even put some cash on it if you like.

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If you mean to wrestle around...lol. Or maybe put gloves on and throw a few punches and wrestle? lol again. I have a pretty good feeling that ol Steve might beat me at either, and this site ain't worth an all out cut throat fight.
If you're not willing to die fighting for your right to leave the Smackatorium, then quit your bitching!
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Thnx love the NEW Sig! It's awesome!
You are welcome, and thank you.
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WTF did he do?
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Nothing that everyone else doesnt do.
Who's on first?
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Who's on first?
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I wanna know who's pitching, JKD or Black Snake?
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Who's on First? is a comedy routine made famous by Abbott and Costello. The premise of the routine is that Abbott is identifying the players on a baseball team to Costello, but their names and nicknames can be interpreted as non-responsive answers to Costello's questions.
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Who's on First? is a comedy routine made famous by Abbott and Costello. The premise of the routine is that Abbott is identifying the players on a baseball team to Costello, but their names and nicknames can be interpreted as non-responsive answers to Costello's questions.
I knew that, but I didnt know how you were inplying it here.
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