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does anyone of that comedian....

...that did magic but you could see all of his tricks <= (that being the point of the joke) he wore a top hat and a cape... if anyone know what im talking about please respond, i am trying to get a routine together for halloween (even though it is 2 months away i want to do this in front of this halloween party my aunt throws and figure it would be a blast while everyone is staggering drunk!!!) anyways, thanks for any responces..
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...that did magic but you could see all of his tricks <= (that being the point of the joke) he wore a top hat and a cape... if anyone know what im talking about please respond, i am trying to get a routine together for halloween (even though it is 2 months away i want to do this in front of this halloween party my aunt throws and figure it would be a blast while everyone is staggering drunk!!!) anyways, thanks for any responces..
Nope, but I make my cock disappear down your mom's throat every nite!
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What the fuck did you just say?
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you guys are funny...
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This guy sounds like the jackass at parties that trys too hard to be funny. You laugh to make him feel like he's not an idiot but when he leaves you're like "what a fuckin idiot"!!
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This guy sounds like the jackass at parties that trys too hard to be funny. You laugh to make him feel like he's mpt an idiot but when he leaves you're like "what a fuckin idiot"!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!! awesome................wait, I think I am that guy!
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This guy sounds like the jackass at parties that trys too hard to be funny. You laugh to make him feel like he's mpt an idiot but when he leaves you're like "what a fuckin idiot"!!
I'd throw feces at him. For your sake, hopefully he's not a tall latino.
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This guy sounds like the jackass at parties that trys too hard to be funny. You laugh to make him feel like he's mpt an idiot but when he leaves you're like "what a fuckin idiot"!!
Good job Dane.

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no im not, i just thought it would be fun but if yall are more into talking shit then cool.. thanks anyways, ill go find out somwheres else, oh and ill be sure to tell all my friends about all the cool people on this site...
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Good job Dane.
I knew someone would recognize that!! LOL!!!
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no im not, i just thought it would be fun but if yall are more into talking shit then cool.. thanks anyways, ill go find out somwheres else, oh and ill be sure to tell all my friends about all the cool people on this site...
Tell them that Ted said to suck a dick.
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I'd throw feces at him. For your sake, hopefully he's not a tall latino.
Fuckin elephant!!!
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I knew someone would recognize that!! LOL!!!
You butchered the fuck out of it...but I knew what you were aiming at.

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Well, that didn't take long.
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You butchered the fuck out of it...but I knew what you were aiming at.
I had to adapt it to the current situation.

BTW, if some moron came to my house and pulled that magic comedy act bullshit after I was drunk I'd pull my dick out and piss in your mouth.
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jesus is one of my friends that i would tell though, he is who i pray to and when i tell him that you told him to suck a dick, then i hope he damns you to hell and you burn there with your little daughters and your sons and all of your family or whoeveryou hold close to you or even you once had in your life be it your dead grandmother who prolly sucks satans cock or your grandfather on life support... fuck you dude i diddnt do shit but ask a question...
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jesus is one of my friends that i would tell though, he is who i pray to and when i tell him that you told him to suck a dick, then i hope he damns you to hell and you burn there with your little daughters and your sons and all of your family or whoeveryou hold close to you or even you once had in your life be it your dead grandmother who prolly sucks satans cock or your grandfather on life support... fuck you dude i diddnt do shit but ask a question...
LOL, he goes from being Jesus' best friend to damning you to hell and calling your granny satans' cocksucker. This can only get better from here.
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jesus is one of my friends that i would tell though, he is who i pray to and when i tell him that you told him to suck a dick, then i hope he damns you to hell and you burn there with your little daughters and your sons and all of your family or whoeveryou hold close to you or even you once had in your life be it your dead grandmother who prolly sucks satans cock or your grandfather on life support... fuck you dude i diddnt do shit but ask a question...
How Christianly of you! I bet Jesus is thinking "Jesus Christ, what a little bitch".
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LOL, he goes from being Jesus' best friend to damning you to hell and calling your granny satans' cocksucker. This can only get better from here.
yeah thats about all it can do, besides go anywhere near me looking for my answer....
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jesus is one of my friends that i would tell though, he is who i pray to and when i tell him that you told him to suck a dick, then i hope he damns you to hell and you burn there with your little daughters and your sons and all of your family or whoeveryou hold close to you or even you once had in your life be it your dead grandmother who prolly sucks satans cock or your grandfather on life support... fuck you dude i diddnt do shit but ask a question...
You were an alter boy, weren't you?
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Wait, wasnt this in an episode of Whos the Boss?

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jesus is one of my friends that i would tell though, he is who i pray to and when i tell him that you told him to suck a dick, then i hope he damns you to hell and you burn there with your little daughters and your sons and all of your family or whoeveryou hold close to you or even you once had in your life be it your dead grandmother who prolly sucks satans cock or your grandfather on life support... fuck you dude i diddnt do shit but ask a question...
He must be a catholic priest.

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yeah thats about all it can do, besides go anywhere near me looking for my answer....
Motherfucker you make about as much sense as nipples on a man.
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jesus is one of my friends that i would tell though, he is who i pray to and when i tell him that you told him to suck a dick, then i hope he damns you to hell and you burn there with your little daughters and your sons and all of your family or whoeveryou hold close to you or even you once had in your life be it your dead grandmother who prolly sucks satans cock or your grandfather on life support... fuck you dude i diddnt do shit but ask a question...





LMGDFAO!! Damn testy noobs.
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Gosh, I hope he didn't tell everyone I'm an asshole and that my grandmother is a cocksucker in hell.
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Gosh, I hope he didn't tell everyone I'm an asshole and that my grandmother is a cocksucker in hell.




Teds dead grandmother is the life of the party in hell.
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i hope he damns you to hell and you burn there with your little daughters and your sons and all of your family or whoeveryou hold close to you or even you once had in your life be it your dead grandmother who prolly sucks satans cock or your grandfather on life support
Unchecked aggression much? LOL!

Jesus is going to run a knife up your mom's cunt and spill her guts out tonight at dinner because you said that.
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Teds dead grandmother is the life of the party in hell.
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jesus is one of my friends
I hate mexicans.
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Sweet avatar Ted LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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Sweet avatar Ted LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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LMMFAO!!! That's priceless.

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...that did magic but you could see all of his tricks <= (that being the point of the joke) he wore a top hat and a cape... if anyone know what im talking about please respond, i am trying to get a routine together for halloween (even though it is 2 months away i want to do this in front of this halloween party my aunt throws and figure it would be a blast while everyone is staggering drunk!!!) anyways, thanks for any responces..
Did you find your answers elsewhere schnookems?
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no im not, i just thought it would be fun but if yall are more into talking shit then cool.. thanks anyways, ill go find out somwheres else, oh and ill be sure to tell all my friends about all the cool people on this site...

LMFAO! Tell both of your friends we said hi

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Did you find your answers elsewhere schnookems?
no i diddnt but i found somthing else and its gonna be pretty funny, well i think...

other than that, thanks for all the help yall diddnt give me..
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no i diddnt but i found somthing else and its gonna be pretty funny, well i think...

other than that, thanks for all the help yall diddnt give me..
No problem you fucking baby.
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No problem you fucking baby.
Your grandmother sucks cocks in hell!! I love Jesus amen.
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Your grandmother sucks cocks in hell!! I love Jesus amen.
There is no arguing that my family is fucking in hell!
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no i diddnt but i found somthing else and its gonna be pretty funny, well i think...

other than that, thanks for all the help yall diddnt give me..
...and thank you for the education you didn't receive.
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