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Montzilla gets smacked by lilthumper volume I

2002 shall be the year. You better get you some sort of intercooler on that thing boy!! I don't think you can put much more boost to that thing!! Upgrade them turbo's or something man!! You've done well my young skywalker, but Lord Vader is fixin to turn up the Q-trim a tad!!! Just a lil turbo tech coming your way!!
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Both of you guys know that my old 408 J-trim setup is going to clean house! 2002 Houston FFW weekend is the shootout. Both of you little boys BE THERE! Its gonna be the war by the shore!!!!
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School is in session! You boys better bring your crayons and some construction paper and start taking some notes!!

Blake wont drive to Houston, that is too far from the farm!

AL's junk will be blowed the funk up by FFW Houston!
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School is in session! You boys better bring your crayons and some construction paper and start taking some notes!!

Blake wont drive to Houston, that is too far from the farm!

AL's junk will be blowed the funk up by FFW Houston!
Kepp flapping those gums of yours chrome dome. You better race me without a helmet and try to blind me with your mirror like skull...otherwise you will have no chance...

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Kepp flapping those gums of yours chrome dome. You better race me without a helmet and try to blind me with your mirror like skull...otherwise you will have no chance...

ABANDON ALL HOPE!!!!
You guys should have saved your posts from last year.The choir has started!!!!!!! Who will be at the tree in Houston??
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I'll be at the motorplex in february, I'm going to smackdown that Fairmont ON MOTOR!!!!!
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I'll be at the motorplex in february, I'm going to smackdown that Fairmont ON MOTOR!!!!!
You've been drinking today havent you?
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Hum...Then you must have bumped your head pretty hard.
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Uhhh, Al, you must have bumped your head man. You will NOT take out the turbo cars on motor. You don't have enough compression, so FOGETABOUTIT!! And you better check that belt alignment very good, I would hate for you to have a mishap!! Bryan, NO, school is not in session, but it will be soon. YOU are maxed out man!! Its time for lilthumper to get over 12psi!!! Hurry!! Get bigger turbo's on that thing, the clock is ticking!!
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Uhhh, Al, you must have bumped your head man. You will NOT take out the turbo cars on motor. You don't have enough compression, so FOGETABOUTIT!! And you better check that belt alignment very good, I would hate for you to have a mishap!! Bryan, NO, school is not in session, but it will be soon. YOU are maxed out man!! Its time for lilthumper to get over 12psi!!! Hurry!! Get bigger turbo's on that thing, the clock is ticking!!
You two don't have a clue....I have plenty of compression to run nice on motor....don't you worry....BELTS...HAHA...don't you worry about that stuff, its all taken care of.
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You two don't have a clue....I have plenty of compression to run nice on motor....don't you worry....BELTS...HAHA...don't you worry about that stuff, its all taken care of.
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Blake, I know you arent gonna make it to FFW Houston, so here is a picture of what AL will be wearing...

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Bryan, stop spanking off to that picture of your daddy now.

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post #18 of 33 (permalink) Old 01-03-2002, 02:15 PM Thread Starter
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hahaha, I love that picture. You need to make me one bryan. Let it be a black outfit, with "lilthumper fan club" on it!!! haha Poor Al has cheered for lilthumper for 3 years now at the GN shootouts. Well, he decided to stay home this year instead of come cheer us on!!
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hahaha, I love that picture. You need to make me one bryan. Let it be a black outfit, with "lilthumper fan club" on it!!! haha Poor Al has cheered for lilthumper for 3 years now at the GN shootouts. Well, he decided to stay home this year instead of come cheer us on!!
What was there to cheer about? Ra ra ra Blake! I hope you get that head gasket changed out...LMFAO!!
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What was there to cheer about? Ra ra ra Blake! I hope you get that head gasket changed out...LMFAO!!
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Son, the horsepower and ET's in this thread are over your head. You wouldn't understand that Bogarts and a paint job dont make you fast.
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shut the fuck up with your 14 sec ride.oh sorry 13's.ok i'll ask you since you know so much and i so little my car 60's in the 1.17's,is that good? i would appreciate your infinate wisdom,oh builder of "fucked over rebuilt dodges".
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Wow so a 1.17 60ft should put you at least in the low 8's. You need a towel for your wet dream? So you 60ft 1.17, and drive the car on the street AND you don't want to race a trailer queen? At least have credible lies now.
Yep, 13's or 14's... you nailed me!
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you fuckin know it all, you have no conseption of a turbo car do you?.what a fucking moron.
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I know the CONCEPTION ya moron.
Your well thought out statement still pushes the fact that you are a complete and udder waste of jizz. I think your mom should have either...
A. Had an abortion
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So you 1.17 60ft a TURBO CAR? That you drive on the street and wont race a trailor queen?
I've punched more holes in your story than times I've simply punched through your mom's holes.

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you fuckin know it all, you have no conseption of a turbo car do you?.what a fucking moron.
BWAHAHAH! What a conception of the english language! And how oh so original...

I bet that Al will be in the cheering section again(Your bitch-ass is just too lazy), Adam's gonna fuck something else up (Or spend all his money in the titty bar), turbo + LT1 = "KABLOWIE", and Montzilla's seats will finally fall through it's rusted bottom.

Can I get any takers here?

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you fuckin know it all, you have no conseption of a turbo car do you?.what a fucking moron.
Don't let this cocksmoker fool ya... He has already admitted that he doesn't have a camarSLO! He said he was into Mustangs and he puts on this 5.0KILLER bullshit front to piss people off... this kid is just a DUMB ASS!!

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Ahhhh this makes me want to dump tons of money into my car.
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Ahhhh this makes me want to take a dump on someone's car.

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