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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-25-2001, 03:21 PM Thread Starter
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Whiteboy walks up to a pimp

... and says, "I wana git som axcion tonit..."

The pimp, seeing how stupied whiteboy is, decides to take advantage of poor whiteboy.

The pimp tells whiteboy to stay put and he'll go book him in a motel with the best girl for his pleasure.

The pimp gets a room, pulls out a blow-up doll, sticks it in the bed and turns the lights out.

The pimp comes back to whiteboy and tells him to have at it. whiteboy grabs the motel keys, throws the money at the pimp, gets to the room, throws his clothes off and dives into bed.

After a few seconds whiteboy finds the pimp and has a puzzled look on his face.

"What's wrong?" The pimp asks.

whiteboy replies, "I dunno... I stuck my dick in her, she farted and flew out the window."
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-26-2001, 05:54 PM
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i have a shotgun with your name on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-27-2001, 01:18 AM
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Whiteboy's game got busted!

Was ChevyBitch jealous?
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-27-2001, 06:47 AM
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g.e. your lame get a girl and quit sweating nicolle!

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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-28-2001, 07:36 AM
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g.e. your lame get a girl and quit sweating nicolle!
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-29-2001, 10:56 PM
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-29-2001, 11:32 PM
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g.e. sweets nicolle soo much he went out bought the same ugly ass rims!!!!!
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-30-2001, 01:11 AM
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