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Silverback's Momma is so ugly...........

.................she tried to enter an Amatuer Ugly Contest they said "sorry Mr......no professionals"



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Really...

JC's momma is so greasy, that she uses bacon for a band-aid.
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or how about...

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
 
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Matt's momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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JC's Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd player skip,
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at the radio station!!!
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Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
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Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
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JC's mama's so fat, when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again .
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Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
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JC's mama is so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show.

JC's mama's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
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Matt's momma is like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
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JC's momma is so Fat, they made her car out of spandex
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Matt's momma is so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
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JC's momma is so Fat, they made her car out of spandex.

Yo' momma's brain is so small, if you stuffed it up an ant's butt, it would still rattle like a BB in a tin can!
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Matt's momma is so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects
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Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Christmas wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album!
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JC's momma is so Fat, they made her car out of spandex.


You said this already.........you lose.

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no lose, it was just still in the window...

Notice two in there...

Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Sherlock Holmes was a housing project!
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Matt's momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said " STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
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JC's so dumb, he confuses lose with loose.
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Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
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Yo' momma's so old, she has an autographed Bible!
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Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
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Yo' momma's so black, she went to a funeral naked, and no one noticed!
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JC Yo mamma is so hairy she looks like a chia pet with a sweater on.
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JC Yo momma's so dumb she thought menopause was a button on the stereo.
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Brandon's momma is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Silverback Your mama is so hairy, she uses her armpit to brush her teeth.
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Yo mamma's so dumb she puts stamps on e-mail.
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Yo mommas so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

Bwahahahaha.....
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Brandon, Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
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Yo momma is so fat that when her beeper goes off people think shes backing up.
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JC's momma is so fat when she peed she made the Niagra Falls look like a creek.
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Jc's momma is so fat, when she farted she blew down the Egyptian Pyramids.
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Jc's mommas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles both sides of the highway stop.
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Jc's Momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I want your weight. Not your phone number."
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Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job:
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Being a scarecrow.
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YLW 98's momma's teeth are so yellow, that when he found a few in the driveway he thought they were paint chips from his car
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Jc's Momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I want your weight. Not your phone number."


ROTFLMAO....that was hilarious....

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Your momma's so ugly...

She looked out the window, and got arrested for mooning..
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Your momma's so fat...

she got rolls in different area codes..
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JC's momma is so ugly, I wouldn't fuck her with Gary's dick
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Matt Your mommas so fat whenever she goes to the bathroom, she gets charged for illegal dumping
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JC Your mamma is so stupid... She sold the car for gas money
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yo momma

yo momma 's like a bubblegum machine , a quarter a blow!
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I got one.... your momma so ugly that she needs two tickets to go to the zoo............One to get in and one to get out!
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Your moms so fat she has more chins than a chinese phonebook
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your moms teeth must be cold the way they are bundled up in those little yellow blankets.
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