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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-22-2001, 07:55 PM Thread Starter
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You might be a Ricer if....

You pick up your date from elementary school.

Guys in big pickups frequently harrass you and insult your sexual orientation.

Your wheels are the size of trash can lids, your tires look like rubber bands, and your brakes are the size of quarters.

you can park a moped in your tailpipe.

The phrase "pow pow powerwheels" strikes fear in you and makes you think of the last race you lost.

Your neon lights draw more power than your motor can produce.

"I have taken more out of alcohol than it has taken out of me."

"If not, by age 20, you are a liberal, then you have no heart. If not, by age 30, you are a conservative, then you have no brain.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-22-2001, 08:00 PM
 
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You have a seriouse inferiority complex.
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-22-2001, 08:02 PM Thread Starter
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Huh, better than an infertility complex.

Come on, you gotta admit they are funny. Loosen up Biznatch.

"I have taken more out of alcohol than it has taken out of me."

"If not, by age 20, you are a liberal, then you have no heart. If not, by age 30, you are a conservative, then you have no brain.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-22-2001, 08:05 PM
 
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That was pretty funny and you know us ricers are just a nervouse bunch. (that's why we stick together!!)
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