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Last one, I promise....You might be stupid if

...you can't remember how to spell "IQ."

...you just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon.

...you fail Physical Education.

...you can not spell it.

...you frequently misspell your own name.

...you lose $25 on a horse race and then lose $25 on the instant replay!

...you try to look up a word in the dictionary without knowing how to spell it correctly, and you can't find it. Feeling like a ''genius'', that you realize that WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY made an error.

And finally: YOU LET YOUR MANIAC FRIEND DRIVE YOUR BRAND NEW CAR. HE PUTS NOS ON IT AND LAUNCHES ON SLICKS, BREAKS YOUR RIDE, HE HANDS YOU THE KEYS AND TELLS YOU TO FIX IT AND YOU SAY OKAY. NOT ONLY THAT, YOU WILL CONTINUE TO LET HIM DRIVE IT AGAIN AFTER YOU FIX IT.

okay....I'm through......go back Evil JC....back i say!
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LMAO!!!
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Words of the wise. You gonna be at the gtg tomorrow? Maybe you can peep the rent car I got today.
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You forgot one JC....YOU (Yes, YOU!) might be stupid if you add a CAM, HEADERS, CUTOUT, BOLTONS, DRAG RADIALS, ect and RUN SLOWER than you did before. You would really have to try and fuck that one up....

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Did you just piss in the wind JC? I think you did. Bwahahahaha.
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You forgot one JC....YOU (Yes, YOU!) might be stupid if you add a CAM, HEADERS, CUTOUT, BOLTONS, DRAG RADIALS, ect and RUN SLOWER than you did before. You would really have to try and fuck that one up....

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But for some reason......I beat cars that ET better? hmmmmmmmm

Weird huh?


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What did you car run lasttime at the track JC? What about the time before that? Clocks don't lie I know you and your hardworking family is "short" alittle cash right now, so I will throw a $20 your way just so you can get in the track. You don't have to thank me

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Reverend,

are you going to line that car up and race Brad this week?

Have you ran an 8.2 in that car yet?

I'm thinking this Friday night, Kennedale. The track is prepped good, so you don't have to worry about over powering the track.

What tires are you going to be on?

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I'm sorry. I didn't even notice you two!

What can I do for you?


Kennedale? Why?


Big Thumper-What does your car run? Better yet? What does it run in the 1/4? Better yet, is it working?

When a 1/4 mile opens up..........Talk to me.
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What difference does it make 1/4 or 1/8 mile??? JC if we pulled a Dyno out to Kennedale would you race....????
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Running scared

Jc knows he will get beat at Kennadale. He knows it for a fact.....thats why he is making the excuse of 1/4 mile...hmmm, no tracks are open for several months...how convinent!!! Whats your BEST ALLTIME 1/8mile time JC? Or did you burn your timeslips to cook your meal tonight? That damn Electric company and its un-paid bills...what the luck Post up sucka!




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Chris my car is faster than your feet. Why are you talking? You don't even own a car to race me with.


Why not Kennedale? My car can't 60' and I'm not gonna make a Marsh outta myself and put slicks on it.



My best 1/8 is a [email protected]



I know you wanna beat me sooooo bad. But you're gonna have to get a car first, K?
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Chris my car is faster than your feet. Why are you talking? You don't even own a car to race me with.


Why not Kennedale? My car can't 60' and I'm not gonna make a Marsh outta myself and put slicks on it.



My best 1/8 is a [email protected]



I know you wanna beat me sooooo bad. But you're gonna have to get a car first, K?
Why don't you race me then? Are you affraid I might have already surpassed your best et?
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Why don't you race me then? Are you affraid I might have already surpassed your best et?

I have raced you.

But now since you have NOS you wanna do it again?
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I have raced you.

But now since you have NOS you wanna do it again?
I didn't know I had nos. That's news to me; you can look the whole car over. No nos on board. Just a lid and cut out and free mods. I will be at kennedale fri. ?
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Just a lid and cut out and free mods. I will be at kennedale fri. ?
Well then let's just go back to the "race spot" oh wait......you need a 60' and a short track to beat me, don't you?


excuse me, I meant for Chris to beat me.
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Well then let's just go back to the "race spot" oh wait......you need a 60' and a short track to beat me, don't you?


excuse me, I meant for Chris to beat me.
What's that JC you need a long strip to beat me? Why not kennedale?
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What's that JC you need a long strip to beat me? Why not kennedale?

You sound like a Mustang owner. Chris has you brainwashed. How many more rearends are you gonna smash trying to have a hella 60'?

You're still slow.
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Reverend, the BS in here is getting as bad as a Rev. Jesse Jackson revival.

For 3+ years I had a M6 car, everytime I was at the track I had ET Streets on it, cutting low 1.7 60fts, all with a stock rear. My car was making more power than yours and it weighed a good 300 pounds more than yours. So what is your excuse for your car being a dyno queen?

Hey, I'll be out there this Friday night...will you??


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Reverend, the BS in here is getting as bad as a Rev. Jesse Jackson revival.

For 3+ years I had a M6 car, everytime I was at the track I had ET Streets on it, cutting low 1.7 60fts, all with a stock rear. My car was making more power than yours and it weighed a good 300 pounds more than yours. So what is your excuse for your car being a dyno queen?

Hey, I'll be out there this Friday night...will you??


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I will be........JC?
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Reverend, the BS in here is getting as bad as a Rev. Jesse Jackson revival.

For 3+ years I had a M6 car, everytime I was at the track I had ET Streets on it, cutting low 1.7 60fts, all with a stock rear. My car was making more power than yours and it weighed a good 300 pounds more than yours. So what is your excuse for your car being a dyno queen?

Hey, I'll be out there this Friday night...will you??


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Gonna be there JC?
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HAHA.....you're trying to get clever. Will you be bringing that cookie Friday to Kennedale?


If this Fri isn't good, maybe we could all race next Friday, that way I could at least level the playing field...I still don't even have a cut-out on my car, not to mention all the other free mods.

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HAHA.....you're trying to get clever. Will you be bringing that cookie Friday to Kennedale?


If this Fri isn't good, maybe we could all race next Friday, that way I could at least level the playing field...I still don't even have a cut-out on my car, not to mention all the other free mods.

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I'll be out there in a few weeks.

Why do all the low class boxers wanna fight Mike Tyson?
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I'll be out there in a few weeks.

Why do all the low class boxers wanna fight Mike Tyson?
Ever play mike tyson's knock out on nintendo? Ever beat the game? We are like a bunch of lil boxers bout to knock you of your throan.
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You are a hero,........... a legend to us.

Well let us in on what year you'll be going to Kennedale, maybe I can have similar mods as you.....wonder who would win that race?



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You are a hero,........... a legend to us.

Well let us in on what year you'll be going to Kennedale, maybe I can have similar mods as you.....wonder who would win that race?



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Me too; I want a rematch with me driving. I hear JC is not as bad ass as he thinks anymore.
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You are a hero,........... a legend to us.
I'm starting to see that.

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Well let us in on what year you'll be going to Kennedale, maybe I can have similar mods as you.

....wonder who would win that race?
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Sure I'll be sure to let my fans know when I'll be making an exhibition run.

I guess you'd better get modding.

Who would win the race? Well seeing as you've never seen me race, and you've only been listening to Mr and Mrs. Marsh, I suppose you think you can drive better?

Don't you have an A4?
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Me too; I want a rematch with me driving. I hear JC is not as bad ass as he thinks anymore.
How could you hear that? Who beat me?
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Well seeing as you've never seen me race, and you've only been listening to Mr and Mrs. Marsh, I suppose you think you can drive better?

I'm not the one that ran a 13.2 on ET Streets. I'm actually considered a hack driver among my friends, but I still managed a 12.2 my first down the track with a new combination.

Don't you have an A4?

Yes I do.


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I'm not the one that ran a 13.2 on ET Streets. I'm actually considered a hack driver among my friends, but I still managed a 12.2 my first down the track with a new combination.



Yes I do.
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Well if you think that a few bad runs means that a person can't drive or that the car is slow then you might be closed minded.

So if you wanna race, cool. Whenever I plan on coming out to Kennedale, I'll be sure to let you know.


Funny how my slow car seems to run with fast cars.
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