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you know better yet, you still put slicks on M6 F-bod 3 8.82%
You let a known car destroyer thrash your new car 3 8.82%
You both live at home 1 2.94%
all of the above 27 79.41%
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post #2 of 62 (permalink) Old 10-22-2001, 07:03 AM
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This is going to be good. Good reading for a Monday morning.
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BOOM BITCH!!!!

Brad's Car goes BOOM BITCH!!

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HAHA, great poll. Way to kick em in the nuts.
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Hey JC, what was the original post before bryan edited your post?
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It said Mr. Evil is a fag!!
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I think that Brad Marsh was heard asking Chris Hamlin "What did you do to it?" Chris Hamlin was heard saying "I drove it like it wasn't mine and I didn't care if it broke!! - DUH!!"

Hey, why don't you two change your names to Neal and Bob to more closely mimic your evening activities while alone at home (when mommy is out getting groceries of course. )....
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Lemme guess. 6000 rpm clutch dump + slicks = boom bitch?
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What does that thing have on it... maybe 2,300 miles?? HAHAHAHAHAHA
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You need a new rear end before your first oil change!!!!!!!
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Hey JC, what was the original post before bryan edited your post?
I mispelled a word in the poll and I was just letting you guys know what is was. B helped me out and corrected the typo.

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hmmmmmmmm

Let's consider this.

Maybe Chris really doesn't like Brad? I mean if somebody was your friend would you be so careless in their car?

I think Chris is secretly trying to ruin Brad's fun. He broke the 01 now he's breaking the 02. Brad, I think you should hit Chris in his mouth!

Or could it be that Chris hates all cars?

Or could it be that Chris want's everybody's car to be like his? Broke in his (excuse me: his mom's) garage?
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haha!
I wonder where they are?
Brad is online but isnt answering IM's!
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JC, how can you be so happy at someone elses expense ?!?! Thats just wrong BTW, it went a 1.56 60' before it broke......proving you wrong on that a 3.42 car can't 60'. Im putting chromoly steel axles in soon, wanna race?

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It said Mr. Evil is a fag!!
Oh. Know I knew why you edited. Because then everyone would know you are my BITCH!
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Red face

This would be so much funnier if it wasn't so sad...

JC<----delivering the biggest blow yet in this rivalry.
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Shane, Ill never be your bitch. Especially on the track...
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JC, how can you be so happy at someone elses expense ?!?!
Chris - just curious, are you paying for the new axles?
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Whats Brad driving to work today? Did Chris drop him off? LOL!!
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Chris - just curious, are you paying for the new axles?
Yeah, and the broke valve spring. To launch that good, I had to put it on the rev limiter. Broke a spring or two....but thats ok, it will be running 8.4's again soon :/

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LMFAO!!! The MASTER OF DISASTER!!!!
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Yeah, and the broke valve spring. To launch that good, I had to put it on the rev limiter. Broke a spring or two....but thats ok...
Brad - I'm sick for you man...
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Shane, Ill never be your bitch. Especially on the track...
Maybe not at the track, but don't act like nothing happened the other nite. You was my bitch for at least a one nite stand.
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now if he had just bought an auto he would be faster and still have a rearend in the car, oh andd BTW even if you put axles in the car you will just blow the gears or the carrier it is a no win deal, but we can all watch and see round two.
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JC, how can you be so happy at someone elses expense ?!?! Thats just wrong BTW, it went a 1.56 60' before it broke......proving you wrong on that a 3.42 car can't 60'. Im putting chromoly steel axles in soon, wanna race?

Chris
Certainly not YOUR expense?

I'm sooooooooo glad you proved me right. A 3.42 car can't 60'. Why? You broke. I mean, you broke Brad's car. Again.


Seriously Chris. Why don't you get your OWN car?
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I'm saving this thread addy in case anyone wants to argue with me about my "fragile LS1" theory in the future....

Just goes to show - You talk mad smack you get smacked down!!. JC (13.20 man!), CM (no explaination needed), 2K1(see CM description) all fit this perfectly.
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Seriously Chris. Why don't you get your OWN car?
Why does it bother you so much JC? Are you jealous? I tune the car, I get to drive it. If I break it, Brads parents are rich enough to fix it....I don't have too!

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Seriously Chris. Why don't you get your OWN car?
JC why? Would you? I mean if you have someone else making the payments on a car that you get to thrash on, why bother buying your own car?
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Why does it bother you so much JC? Are you jealous? I tune the car, I get to drive it. If I break it, Brads parents are rich enough to fix it....I don't have too!

Chris
Yes, I'm jealous. I wish I had a stupid friend that let me break his stuff and don't have to pay for it.
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JC why? Would you? I mean if you have someone else making the payments on a car that you get to thrash on, why bother buying your own car?

You have a point.
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Im jealous too!
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Have you seen chris's gun????
I wouldnt fuck around!
Get yo azz from 1000 yards away!
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Does Brad have any brothers? If so, are they stupid too?
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Have you seen chris's pecker????
I wouldnt fuck around!
Get yo azz from 1000 yards away!

That's too much info FFC
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It looks like the clutch might be slipping too......how much can be torn up???!?!?!? I guess the 1.50 60' did it in.......
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JC...are you going to Kennadale Thursday? I hope Brads dad can come up with the money soon enough to fix his car. Wanna race if he does? Just for fun!

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Chris, how come every time you mention the 60', the time gets shorter and shorter?
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JC...are you going to Kennadale Thursday? I hope Brads dad can come up with the money soon enough to fix his car. Wanna race if he does? Just for fun!

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Nope.
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Chris, how come every time you mention the 60', the time gets shorter and shorter?
Simple, it's Marsh Math. Memorize the following formula.

(X * BS) / T = MX

Multiply the original number by the bullshit coefficient. Then divide that number by the amount of time to arrive at the Marsh number.

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Nope.
Ohh well, maybe some other time If its cause your broke, all ya have to do is ask. My allowance is pretty big..I can spot ya the money

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Chris, how come every time you mention the 60', the time gets shorter and shorter?
I didn't even notice that..I guess I need to pick a number and stick too it, right?

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Ohh well, maybe some other time If its cause your broke, all ya have to do is ask. My allowance is pretty big..I can spot ya the money

Chris

Far from broke..........just smart.
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Lane? WTF?
I don't know... He should have known better, but I just feel sorry for him and his car.

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