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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 10-12-2001, 11:13 AM Thread Starter
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Ahem, I have something to say.

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF PANTY WEARING, GRANNY SHIFTING, SALAD TOSSING, NAIL PAINTING, INBRED SONS OF BITCHES!!! REACH BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, GRAB WHATEVER IT IS YOU HAVE, AND STEP THE FUCK UP!




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post #2 of 26 (permalink) Old 10-12-2001, 11:19 AM
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The word BOOM BITCH Is wore out more than your mommas pussy. Quit using that fucking word, I Hate hearing it, ITS GAY, just like you.

Fuck you Bitch!
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post #3 of 26 (permalink) Old 10-12-2001, 11:33 AM
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This comes from the god of boost, the quiet behind the riot, the mo of all mos. Five Point Ho.

Son get a job, stop sweating Bryan's nuts, and tell Kim, I'll be over later.

Tex, you don't even leave the house you limp wristed, penis pumping, spooged drawers wearing freak
 
post #4 of 26 (permalink) Old 10-12-2001, 11:47 AM
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FatBack i dont want to hear your Taco Bell Burrito Bustin ass.

Fuck Kim, Thats all shes good for. I'll tell her to swing by as soon as shes done sucking my dick.. BTW, tell me how i taste when she gets there, ok??
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FatBack i dont want to hear your Taco Bell Burrito Bustin ass.

Fuck Kim, Thats all shes good for. I'll tell her to swing by as soon as shes done sucking my dick.. BTW, tell me how i taste when she gets there, ok??
Ok, there pimple boy... Have you ever heard of soap for that face?

"Fuck Kim" well, that's the plan. Who said anything about kissing her? Brotha just wants to get his dick wet. Oh when you are done, before she comes back over, let me know how my ass tastes... She tosses one hell of a salad. mmmm hmmmm

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post #6 of 26 (permalink) Old 10-12-2001, 02:00 PM
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post #7 of 26 (permalink) Old 10-12-2001, 02:16 PM
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Does she toss your salad so that your dad can come in after she bails out?? Im sure itd be nice and juicy so no KY Jelly would be Required.

I've used soap once or twice in my life, but that was only after fucking your girl to get the Cheese smell off my dick.
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Does she toss your salad so that your dad can come in after she bails out?? Im sure itd be nice and juicy so no KY Jelly would be Required.

I've used soap once or twice in my life, but that was only after fucking your girl to get the Cheese smell off my dick.
Yeah, but it's not Kim, it's really your mom. Pops and I tag team the shit out of her. My ass is juicy, ask mumsie about the chilidog and glass bottom boat ride she got... Quality...

I can't believe you actually thought that was my chick. That was my retarded cousin's friend. I bet it smelled like cheese, but did you get the whoof of dog food too? Damn, you'll fuck anything.
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You've got a retarded cousin?? Guess that runs in the family..

Nah, i didnt get a whoof of food utill your mom opend her mouth. Yall keeping her on Science Diet??
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yeah, his name is Dustin, he lives in Garland. Do you know him??

I think you are confusing my mom with your mom again...

But hey whatever floats your boat captain.

Besides we all know this is bullshit. You're a peter pirate anyways. You actually make Leon look like Don fucking Juan.
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Peter Pirate?? Was that your nick name last year in High School For you??

Nah man, im Straight, Sorry.. Nice Pick Up Line Though... Remember, you're asking about one of my old hoes.
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thank god she smartened up and dropped you like a bad habit.

No one said she was the sharpest tool in the shed.

Son, I've been out of highschool longer than you have been out of diapers.
post #13 of 26 (permalink) Old 10-12-2001, 04:35 PM
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Re: Ahem, I have something to say.

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YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF PANTY WEARING, GRANNY SHIFTING, SALAD TOSSING, NAIL PAINTING, INBRED SONS OF BITCHES!!! REACH BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, GRAB WHATEVER IT IS YOU HAVE, AND STEP THE FUCK UP!




Boom Bitch.
What a fag.

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What a fag.
you two should hook up, for some ass lovin, and cock fighting...
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you two should hook up, for some ass lovin, and cock fighting...
Your just cranky cause Leon hasn't givin you your ass ramming for the day!

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post #16 of 26 (permalink) Old 10-12-2001, 09:39 PM
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2 Bad she didnt drop ME like a bad habit.. Got that backwords Big boy.

Whats up with you and the word 'tool'?? Do you have a fetish for Mechanical tools??
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post #18 of 26 (permalink) Old 10-13-2001, 08:12 AM Thread Starter
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ITS GAY, just like you.

Fuck you Bitch!
You seem to have an unhealthy infatuation with my sex life. Come on out of the closet, we all know why Kim dropped you. She got tired of wearing the strap-on, isn't that right??

And I don't care if this is the smackatorium or not, you are not to say anything else about my family ever.
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All of you shut your fuckin mouths!!!!!!!!!
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post #20 of 26 (permalink) Old 10-13-2001, 01:18 PM Thread Starter
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Re: Re: Ahem, I have something to say.

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What a fag.
Stop dreaming, it isn't happening.
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post #21 of 26 (permalink) Old 10-13-2001, 01:19 PM
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Tex, Dont dish it bitch.
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post #22 of 26 (permalink) Old 10-13-2001, 01:20 PM Thread Starter
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ICKY!
Lookie here, someone came out of hidding to get herself some more beat downs.
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post #23 of 26 (permalink) Old 10-13-2001, 01:23 PM Thread Starter
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Tex, Are u sure you're in the right Topic????

Get the dick outta your mouth and open your eyes .
Pussy are you sure you're not gay?? Everything you say to me has homosexual connotations. I think you've got a little crush, boy.
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Tex, Dont dish it bitch.
Could this make any less sense??
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post #25 of 26 (permalink) Old 10-13-2001, 01:34 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Ahem, I have something to say.

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Stop dreaming, it isn't happening.
Dreaming!! No, I don't like men! I go for the pink taco.

Silly fagot, dicks are for chicks

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post #26 of 26 (permalink) Old 10-13-2001, 01:52 PM
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CockFace, U said please dont talk about my family, it hurts my feelings too bad, remember Dick Suck?
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